Jᴏʜɴɴʏ Sᴛᴏʀᴍ

❝Gᴏᴛ ɪᴛ. Sᴜᴘᴇʀɴᴏᴠᴀ. Bᴀᴅ.❞ Lɪᴛᴇʀᴀᴛᴇ Dᴇsᴄʀɪᴘᴛɪᴠᴇ MCU Bᴀsᴇᴅ Sʜɪᴘs ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴄʜᴇᴍɪsᴛʀʏ RT?

"Halloween costume 2019 sorted!"

She is sweeter.

So is she.

That's adorable.

Thank God for that.

Is he the best kisser she has kissed??

Very awkward. Is she enjoying the kiss?

Is she? Oh good, he'll kiss her back.

His lips are puckered.

Yes please.

Oof. She's heavy.

Then she can hop onto his lap.

Hmmm. Yes. Yes she does.

He'll leave where she sits up to her.

It's fine. She can sit on his lap. His lap is a shame lap. Or, if she prefers, his face. His face is for the people who are ( really ) sorry.

No. The damage is done. It's too late.

So he's uglier than a dog? Wow. Thanks, babe.

The dog or the man?

Never a dull moment being married to Johnny Storm.

Don't be silly.