@FkSWAT
Joined November 2021
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sarah@DaisyHugging9h
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Softboy
@softboy_w16h
i understand that my body can’t digest corn or whatever. that’s fine. my issue is that i fucking chewed it. how the hell is it coming out back in the shape of corn. what are they not telling us
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daizey@daizey_ow12h
played one comp game and won we’re stopping there
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typing...@imlauv_4523h
We fucked in my mind today, btw.
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victor@liarswiftz22h
um dia vc ta pelado com a pessoa e no outro vcs estão bloqueados em tudo
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dex 💫
@lowkeydex17h
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A retard with a small penis is talking. Listen and learn.
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The first 2 hours of work on Monday is just me accepting that I'm at work.
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My alcohol cabinet just broke, and I only caught one bottle while the rest shattered.
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Remember when iPhones first came out and apps were just like...fake zippo lighters and like fake beer drinking apps and stuff. God what a moment in history
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Jack@_kickbxck16h
you gon suck whatever i pull out these minion boxers
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All it takes is one good idea, some delusional friends and a Chinese supplier.
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soup🕷️@thrluv13h
chatgpt? take 4 benadryl & talk to the hat man like an adult
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𐕣@Gottalovechaze17h
isn’t it crazy how cats naturally smell like baby powder and vanilla and then there’s dogs 😭
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kaia@onherleft14h
this is what they did to me at work today
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Yeah so the acne on my forehead told me in braille i should probably kill myself
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My cat choosing to puke on the hardwood floor rather than on the carpet is a sign of great respect in his culture
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the therapist and the stripper care about u the same amount
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