Comedian, @millerlite enthusiast, career .268 hitter. Co-host of @thedirtysports. I’m ova here now ⬇️

Joined April 2009
My wife just said “Really? Basketball is back already?!?” Like she hasn’t watched four new seasons of Love Is Blind since the Knicks won in June.
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“Not surprised. Check the stats on patellar tendon tears since they introduced the Dengue fever vaccine in 2022!” - Truthteller conspiracy theorists who 100% believe Trump was shot
Commanders Pro Bowl WR Terry McLaurin tore his patellar tendon and will miss the rest of the season, per HC Dan Quinn.
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“All medical injections cause blood clots” is dumb even for a guy pretending to be dumb solely for monetizing his replies.
Congrats to Chris Bosh on never ever getting any jab of any kind ever in his life. Just amazing, congrats!
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Chris Bosh is a SPECIMEN of a human being and an athlete! TOP TIER. Tip Top shape his entire LIFE, a CHAMPION on every level. In 2015 he got CLOTS!!! You know exactly where my 🧠 goes. Chris Bosh’s time travel to get the 💉5 years early should be investigated!!
Jalen Hurts is a SPECIMEN of a human being and an athlete! TOP TIER. Tip Top shape his entire LIFE, a CHAMPION on every level. Now he has CLOTS!!! You know exactly where my 🧠 goes. This should be investigated in the highest court of the land!! Forced 💉. 🙏 for Jalen!
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David Andrews, Russell Okung and Clint Boling all missed large parts of the 2019 NFL season with blood clots. Here’s a conspiracy we need to investigate: How did those guys get their hands on the Covid vaccine two years before everyone else and a year before Covid?
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Nice try. But some AI chatbot trying to get me to sign up for a SmartInk subscription isn’t gonna save Bruce.
Replying to @FixYourLife @HP
@FixYourLife Hi Joe, Thank you for bringing this to our attention. We understand your concerns regarding printers that stop working even after replacement cartridges are installed. We’d like to look into this further. <1/2> xitter.cf/messages/compose?recip…

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Bruce Broussard is the CEO of @HP. Just some info that I feel like should be out there for people whose printers with replacement cartridges suddenly stopped working and can’t be fixed.
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Nick Sirianni: Well, I’m gonna have the worst clock management of the day. Jayden Daniels: Hold my beer so I can run in circles with the football until the clock runs out.
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Forget JJ McCarthy, I’ll take Melissa McCarthy over fucking Jameis.
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Phillies, Braves AND Yankees eliminated…
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How far can you overthrow a guy before it becomes intentional grounding? Asking for Jameis who just overthrew someone by 25 yards.
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@AaronRodgers12 is pissed because he got exposed for being a fucking fraud.
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