Manager of the unicorn stable at 3745 Nicollet Ave S., personal account: tweets do not reflect the views of the unicorn stable
Joined April 2014
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Raise your hoof if you wish today were Friday?! Thank goodness for @fivewattcoffee cuz it makes every day feel like Friday. #coffee #mn #Minneapolis #friday
Sometimes unicorns visit other coffee shops that are rockin’ it too. Shout out to our Friends at @BachelorFarmer Café. @fivewattcoffee loves you and enjoyed the espresso... you even had seating for a Unicorn. #coffee #twincities
Raise your horn if you need an extra cup of coffee today. Tuesday is the extra middle child of the week.
#coffee @fivewattcoffee #fivewattcoffee #unicorn #tuesday #TuesdayThoughts #RealTalk #extra
I’m tryna rap
But right now I’m tapped
So maybe I’ll go to @fivewattcoffee
And get zapped ...
That was reference to the security system. Even #unicorns have limitations. #coffee
Yo my name is Fred
and I am back because I said
that this is the moment where you just sped
Right by this tweet.
What am I doing today? Frolicking and leaping and rolling in leaves while drinking @bigwattbevco & dreaming of @fivewattcoffee - #fredlife
How I react when @Starbucks thinks their PSL is better than ours. #dab #psl #Starbucks #coffee #mn #fall
This is the portal to visit me when you go to @fivewattcoffee - it’s like Narnia only instead of a wardrobe it’s a door frame.
Unicorns drink Bubbles and @fivewattcoffee on a Sunday. By Unicorns I mean me, Fred. You should live your best life and follow my example.
Had coffee with my bud today at @fivewattcoffee - at both locations because you can’t choose just one. #coffee #besties
Sometimes you gotta go heckle the wannabes. @Starbucks y’all need to come to @fivewattcoffee - tour given by me personally. #coffee #dare
Even Unicorns have cases of the Mondays. However, @fivewattcoffee rescues any Monday that is a Monday because coffee coffee coffee. #coffee
Votes are in. The Fredaccino must happen. The people want it @fivewattcoffee ❤️😍#dreamscometrue #coffee #excited
Okay the vote is on- Vote YES for a Fredaccino. You know you’d be curious to see what Lee creates. @fivewattcoffee you know I’m right.
It looks like owner Lee is thinking about it. This is my inspo. #fredaccino Common’ @fivewattcoffee you know you need it. #coffee #realtalk
How many of you would like to see a Fredaccino on the menu at @fivewattcoffee ? We have a 20 oz PSL. We need a Fred. Pic to follow. #coffee
67%Fredaccino
33%You dream too big Fred.
15 votes • Final resultsCome see me at either @fivewattcoffee today. You need to hum mmmbop, twirl in a circle, & cry a single tear of pure joy and I’ll appear.
