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Reporting news in Lichfield as it never happened Hyperlocal Lichfield news satire fivespireslive@hotmail.co.uk

Lichfield UK
Joined December 2013
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Reading Festival 2026. This is what’s left. Thousands of tents. Clothes. Airbeds. Rubbish. Just abandoned. A lot of the same crowd will lecture everyone else about the planet, waste, and “doing better.” Then they walk off and leave a field looking like a tip.
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Anyone in Birmingham fancy a late summer holiday?
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It rained.... And as predicted on @LBC with @HenryRiley1 not 48 hours ago. Anything in brown is sewage being dumping into the environment right now, in real time, anything in red is sewage dumped over the last 24 hours.
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In the interests of impartiality I think you may need to ditch your Times Radio show theme tune @GeoffNorcott @TimesRadio 😂
There now follows a party election broadcast by the Count Binface Party, And if I do say so myself, it's a banger. #VoteBinface #Clacton
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My name is Nigel and I will also be reporting this to the Met.
This is genuinely the only plan for @Nigel_Farage in the hearts of the British people and it is worthy of all our attention. To see Nigel in No.10 Downing Street. Nigel will not be bullied, and Reform UK will never be silenced. Zack Polanski.. you’ll have your time. Hopefully behind bars if there is any justice left in this country! Britain is Broken! 🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Britain needs @reformparty_uk ✅🩵🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🤝 #GeneralElectionNow
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🦔AI companies are bulk-buying rare books, scanning them through high-speed machines that cut the spines off, and shredding the originals. A service called ISBNdb facilitates orders of up to a million books and keeps buyers anonymous. Pre-2022 books are premium because they're free of AI-generated text. A federal judge ruled the practice is fair use because eliminating the original means only one copy exists at a time. Anthropic hired the former head of Google Books partnerships to obtain "all the books in the world." My Take This got to me. A bookseller told 404 Media that rare books with almost no surviving copies are being fed into this pipeline. Books that survived wars, fires, and centuries of handling are being shredded so an AI can learn to write a better marketing email. ISBNdb's website literally says "'AI company destroys two million books' is not a headline that generates sympathy," and they still built an entire business around making it happen quietly. They offer NDAs as a feature. They coach clients to call it "digital preservation." I've covered AI companies scraping the internet, torrenting libraries, and stealing music. This is worse because it's irreversible. You can re-upload a website. You can reprint a bestseller. You can't replace the last three copies of an 18th-century botanical text once someone shreds them for training data. And the judge said it's legal. So it's going to accelerate. "We shred rare books and offer NDAs so nobody finds out" is a legitimate business model in 2026. What a timeline. Hedgie🤗
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I am more disturbed by the Oxford comma.
If only more public figures had the balls of John Cleese.
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Because paying a tax bill is more tax efficient than making a voluntary payment (gift) 😂
If people want to pay more tax, why don’t they just pay more tax?
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.#Starmer should make it known that, if #Burnham wins the by-election, the PM will call a general election, resign as party leader and stand in the leadership contest. That’ll sort them all out. #makerfield
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But it’s still not enough to fill the void
Elon Musk becomes world's first trillionaire as SpaceX soars in stock market debut bbc.in/4vjaLje
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It must be Thursday again 😂
BREAKING: Trump cancels planned strikes on Iran Latest ⬇️ news.sky.com/story/iran-isra…
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Russell Brand’s tidied himself up a bit, but still can’t find that verse… @cpfc @JackWhitehall
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Today, we share a breakthrough on the planar unit distance problem, a famous open question first posed by Paul Erdős in 1946. For nearly 80 years, mathematicians believed the best possible solutions looked roughly like square grids. An OpenAI model has now disproved that belief, discovering an entirely new family of constructions that performs better. This marks the first time AI has autonomously solved a prominent open problem central to a field of mathematics.
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The engineering SpaceX is doing is nothing short of incredible. This is something that I am never going to find mediocre. Truly astonishing every time
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No, it's not true. Keir Starmer has not announced he's standing down. A Dan Hodges column in the Daily Mail claims he told friends he intends to set an orderly timetable, but Starmer has repeatedly said he has no intention of resigning and will "get on with governing" amid the crisis from Labour's local election losses. It's pressure and speculation, not an announcement.
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As Black Rod knocked on the door, someone in the Commons shouted 'not now, Andy'
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Whoever coined the nickname “Walter Titty” for Zack Polanski deserves a Pulitzer
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