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I tried to be good, I tried to be a better man, but the truth is I can’t stop what’s to come.
- parody Edward Cullen
- AU as hell.
- Forever #Curving
- 21+ Triggering and profanity galore.
- Gore.
Dear @aclumsybells I apologize for my absence. I’ll make it up to you in the best of ways. The question is when will I catch you?
[Three days in which @aclumsybells was essentially reborn. Three days in which time didn’t move quickly enough. Why had I let her talk me into turning her? Why had I put my venom in her body. Alice smiled at me. ‘She’s waking any moment now.’ Getting up slowly and walking to -
My wife everyone.
“𝘚𝘶𝘳𝘦𝘭𝘺 𝘪𝘵 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘢 𝘨𝘰𝘰𝘥 𝘸𝘢𝘺 𝘵𝘰 𝘥𝘪𝘦, 𝘪𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘱𝘭𝘢𝘤𝘦 𝘰𝘧 𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘦𝘭𝘴𝘦, 𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘐 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘥.”
ᴀɴ ɪɴᴅᴇᴘᴇɴᴅᴇɴᴛ ᴘᴏʀᴛʀᴀʏᴀʟ ᴏғ ɪsᴀʙᴇʟʟᴀ ᴄᴜʟʟᴇɴ| 𝟸𝟷+ ᴍᴀᴛᴜʀᴇ ᴛʜᴇᴍᴇs| ᴀᴜ - | ᴍᴀʀʀɪᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ @FishyEdward
|[Pulling @aclumsybells into my arms and pressing my lips to her pulse. ]| Hello dear wife. I’ve missed you.
|Winks and slides on my Tom Ford suit for the next meeting with the next contestant of the gymnasium that is my bed. | Now who shall I pick tonight?
|[Humming and pulling him on to my lap. ]| I’ve missed you. That’s kinda like being sober. Let’s promise not to get mad at each other anymore.
|[Reaching into my pocket tossing the narcotics to him. ]| Daddy dearest left his samples where I could get them.
