@Firstborne23
Earth, Multiverse #999
Joined November 2009
Who am I? I'm glad you asked. I am who you should be. Prior service soldier, husband, father, grand-father, IT guy, programmer, jack-of-all trades, political commentator, repeat offender: Sexual assaulter of feelings, Ancap extraordinaire, and abject failure at everything except knowing, and doing what is objectively right: Always. Have moist, steaming wet dreams about abolishing the IRS, the FED, and the Government. Daily.  Despise Jooland and Muhammy land equally, and prefer to leave all of the sand peoples to their own horrid devices. Find Buddhism to be pretty cool, but also super boring. Mormons aren't Christians, and Christians aren't real people, and atheists are immeasurable magnitudes of degrees more reliant on faith than the most devout religious person; making them mostly unbearable to be around. Mostly despise all willingly taxed voter stock slaves, and the government they rode in on.  Nothing is more important, holy, just, righteous, and precious than the rights of the individual: The smallest, and by far the most important minority there is. Even the God dude says so, and he may not even be real, which makes his claims even more important.  I do assume he's real, but I must say that if he was real, he probably would have already liquefied most of humanity for their heinous, criminal, inane, corrupt creation of government, and the less than worthless fiat dollar. I am not sure how to justify the fact that he hasn't done so yet. Maybe he's just a really patient, kind, forgiving dad guy that finds humans doing horrid shat to each other to be a necessary developmental step. Stupidity, authoritarianism, theft (taxation,) warmongering, needless aggression, weakness, polite society, manners, rudeness, group think, tribalism, anti-racism, racism, reality tv, and retardation are my microaggressions, and I find them to be deeply offensive when encountered.  They will not be tolerated in my magnificently pathetic presence. Watch yourselves, and thoroughly enjoy yourselves!
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I just finished sauteeing these while the wife prepares food stuffs for tomorrow. We bout to fuck shit up.
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We all know what a vile, immoral, warmongering, worthless fat fuck your are, Fine. No need to keep reminding us.
A father in Gaza sold his 14-year-old daughter for two bags of flour. Rape victims are being forced to marry their rapists the next day. This is the culture that Muslim terrorists have built in Gaza. Not all civilizations are equal. We must treat them as the scum that they are.
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Ah, the ad hominems come flowing out now. The straw men have arrived. Two can play this game, my friend. It is easier, and saves you, and me time to simply say you don't agree, and that you will not be bothered to educate yourself on this topic to even know enough to partake seriously in this conversation. Sounds pretty beta, but to each their own. What is wrong with my imaginary income you mention? If it wasn't for the FED you can't stop sucking off, $55,000 dollars would be an amazing amount of money. Jesus my man, even your insults are enslaved! Seek liberty.
You use a lot of big worlds and type in circles, paragraph after paragraph and all you are telling me is that your father was a weak man. You're a fool that's never made more then $55,000 in a single year.
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Many of your takes are horrible, Gaetz, as you are a part of the machine. However, your take here is spot on. To answer your question, the majority of the environmentalists are in that camp, and others like it. The rest are in a woke as shit college, or university, which is pretty much the same thing, just a tad shiner, and it comes with imaginary bragging rights .
Where are the environmentalists to condemn this?
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East Texas weather is finally dropping down to European "heat wave of death" levels this week, down from the hellish 105+ we've been having this full year. Will likely stay around this temp until late January, early February. I hope we survive!
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This Ridge Spring police chief can, in the words of @RoodBoiBased, "Eat my fucking (sic) gooch."
Dude comments: “F you and your Flock cameras.” Police chief threatens him with a warrant and says he'll send the "US Marshals to pick you up." Now the Facebook page is gone. The Google reviews have disappeared. >Wants to track your car. >Needs a comment-free safe space. 🤡
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I solemnly swear not to directly share this photo with anyone.
This guy is the CEO of Flock He takes pictures of you and hands them over to the cops But, he doesn’t want you to know what he looks like PLEASE do NOT share his photo!
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No. There is another alternative, and we can choose that alternative by taking three simple steps: Abolish the IRS Abolish the FED Abolish the government Anarcho-capitalism is our way out of this mess: No nose plugging required.
And here is why we have to plug our noses and vote Republican. Because we don't have the choice to burn it all down. Because the alternative is so much worse.
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They are repeating each other again...
The time to go after other Republicans is during a primary, not the general election. It’s either pro America, or pro third-world invasion. Pick a side.
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Voting red is voting for the exact same government apparatus as voting blue. Voting is for slaves and weak bitches, and that's my sales pitch. Fuck your feelings. Abolish the IRS Abolish the FED Abolish the government
Vote red or America is dead. That’s my sales pitch. The truth doesn’t care about your feelings.
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Abolish the IRS Abolish the FED Abolish the government I'll do whatever it takes to get there, besides voting for more government to fix more government.
Is an alternative American Party needed?
82%Yes
2%No, things are great
16%No, fix the GOP
2,506 votes • Final results
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This person was left out in the sun as a child, and it shows.
Found a potential predator. Weird af
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Voting saves no one, but it dooms everyone equally.
You punish bad Republicans in the primaries. You vote to save the country from leftists in the general. Thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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Gay dudes may. Not really sure. Doesn't even sound like something gay dudes would do. Straight guys? Lol. Fucking no. How do these retarded bimbos that write this shit have a job still? I sense an underlying agenda, I does.
I don't know ANY straight men who do this. Do you?
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Usually with a fork, but every now and then... on the rarest, of rarest occasions... I'll pick up a large floret of steaming broccoli... salt it... pepper it... butter it... Run it up and down my chest... think of you... and then eat it.
How does anyone eat this shit?
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Human governments are one of the largest, most grotesque crimes humanity has ever committed. Does no one read the Bible? You ain't gotta believe it. The lessons are still relevant, and accurate. God tried to lead the Israelite directly. No human king, no leader. Instead, he offered them free will, his own guidance, and his law. Anarchy. Instead, the Israelites begged for a human king, just like everyone else. And, here we are. Still stuck in that exact same stage of development, because we never matured enough to move past it. Thousands of years have passed, and all we've done is increase how many people get to treat the rest of us like slaves. Pretty fuckin pathetic.
I don't know who needs to hear this, but God does not care about any nation's government. He doesn't bless America or Israel because they're America and Israel. God probably judges both VERY negatively.
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We must abolish the government.
The government told a 5th-generation lobsterman: put a GPS tracker on your boat 24/7 or lose your license. No warrant. No crime. No suspicion. Just Frank Thompson, 60+ years on the water, tracked every single minute by the State of Maine. He said "It's supposed to be a free country." So he sued. Now it's at the U.S. Supreme Court. Here's why YOU should care: Driver's license. Business license. Professional license. If a fishing license lets them track you around the clock... what does YOUR license let them do? Thompson v. Wilson, No. 25-1105. Watch this one closely.
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Both. I'm game. Now you are speaking my kind of radical.
Okay hear me out. This, but replace voting with paying taxes. In fact, just do both!
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How many double-uz do the conspiracy theorists have to gain before people start realizing that the conspiracy theorists are almost always right? (No, not you, fucking flat-earthers.)
It’s not murder guys, it’s just non-consensual suicide
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