@FirstRoundMocks

First Round Mock sucks fat dicks #dabears #gocubsgo

Joined September 2022
Their QB has 52.4% completion. Their coach is a choke artist. They're the basement of the division. No first round pick. And they're worried about our WR7 Just a sad at this point
3rd round pick: 0 receiving touchdowns 0 rushing touchdowns 3 games. The new Tyreek Hill ladies and gentlemen 👏
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This ugly bitch roots for a team that currently employs Josh Jacobs. Known woman abuser. But she wants to bring this up the day Ditka dies. Disgusting stuff from a disgusting person who represents a disgusting fanbase. But she has "feminist" in her bio. Hypocrisy at its finest.
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Hey maybe Green Bay should try Golden at RB
Here is your comp over the last two years - so it is an even sample size. Why do you clown Packers fans keep stepping in it. Bears top 2 both clear Golden.
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Micah Parsons, Edgerrin Cooper, Jayden Reed, Josh Jacobs, and Zach Bako-Bewele are scared of the Bears 😭💀
Caleb Williams and kyle Monangai are scared of the packers 😭💀
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We have to win. Not just this week. The whole thing. Do it for Da Coach #dabears
NFL legend Mike Ditka, who revolutionized the tight end position before becoming the head coach of the world champion 1985 Bears and a towering figure in the city of Chicago, has passed away, his family announced. He was 86.
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The victim complex of these retards is getting out of hand lol
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Not the first Packers fan I've seen say this. Packers fans decided to come up with this collective LARP to pretend Bears fans disappeared off the app Especially crazy coming from a guy who disappears every time I ratio the dumb shit he says
This is the least amount of trash talk I’ve seen Bears fans do during a rivalry week. Deep down inside they know they’re going to lose, and it’s not going to be close. They just don’t want to admit it. 40-7 Packers win this one easily.
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The classic "lalalaala I don't hear you" move
Where are all the Bears fans at? 😭 I know Caleb Williams isn’t playing this week, but I thought y’all would be out here talking your shit and trolling Packers fans like usual… It’s been awfully quiet… Y’all hibernating already or just scared of Sunday? 👀
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Little known fact about @mattramage He starred in a huge movie in the 80s. We are dealing with a movie star! Give this man his respect
157 replies to tell me they are not scared. Over 200 on Facebook lol. I bet a guy at work 20 bucks I could get 50 bears fans to reply. 😂😂😂
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Ok Quasimodo. Don't you have a bell tower to ring somewhere?
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Man..... This almost guarantees the Packers will get like 3 rushing TDs against us on Sunday. FUCK! That's just how it goes for the Bears. Final score: 70-21 Bears
Jordan Love has accounted for every single Packers touchdown this season. Green Bay has ZERO rushing touchdowns through 4 games the first time that’s happened since 2006. 😬 Historically bad start for the run game and O-line, Yet Jordan keeps balling.
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Fake Bears fan right here. He's literally rooting for the Packers. Idk how this dipshit even has followers. Not a ball knower and not even a real Bears fan. What a fucking loser lol
You’re a Cub fan. Your opinion doesn’t matter. I’d rather the Packers win B2B Super Bowls than the Cubs win a spring training game. I’ll piss on my fan card and shove it in your mouth bitch.
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"He's as accurate as anybody" No he means literally ANYBODY could be as accurate as Jordan Love
But Bears fans will tell you he sucks..
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The definition of rent free right here
Brewer fans get to shit on Cub fans if they win, Sox fans get to shit on Cub fans if we win. Just a perfect scenario.
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My rooting interest for the remainder of the MLB Playoffs: 1. Anyone but the @Brewers 2. Anyone but the @Dodgers (besides the Brewers) 3. Anyone but the @Yankees (besides the Dodgers and Brewers) 4. Anyone but the @Padres (except the Brewers, Dodgers, and Yankees) 5. White Sox
How many of my fellow Cubbies fans are cheering on the White Sox? I am! Am I wrong for that?
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Stay classy, Packers fans part ♾️ @KraftGOAT
And I hope K9 does it again
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Stay Classy, Packers fans pt.♾️
Stay classy, Bears fans pt. ♾️
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Bears fans: "we embarrassed you guys the last 2 times we played" Packers fan: "oh yeah?! Well we used to be really good 5+ years ago" Just sad at this point
Packers fans: *Showing historic moments in the rivalry Bears fans: “Stop bringing up the past, that’s all you guys have!” Also Bears fans: 21-3 Psychotic morons
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All 3 of our QBs are better than Jordan Love
So the Ben Johnson offense works better when the QB actually plays quarterback instead of bailing out of the pocket 0.5 seconds after the snap? Caleb Williams might be unemployed without Ben Johnson 😭 3rd best QB in Chicago 💀
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