—(SH) • Parody. retweeted
you do not have to be good. you do not have to walk on your knees for a hundred miles through the desert repenting. you only have to let the soft animal of your body love what it loves.
this far, so surely it can't be too bad. I'd still talk to Sherry. She might have some good pointers for what should stick and what shouldn't.
It's definitely the hair. That's what she told me, the hair and the killer guns— I was even more impressed when she didn't mean the ones in my holsters.
. . . I'm sure everything will wind up alright. The Kennedy Curse is real, don't get me wrong. But! We've both come (+)
—(SH) • Parody. retweeted
Do you think leon spends his mission downtimes buried in paperwork LMAO
Bureaucratic HELL 🥀🙃
#ResidentEvil
; my TL has been supernatural and avatar these past few days. Korrasami, Zutara, Zukka, how I miss you. I used to write Lisa. I wonder if I can still get into her account!
Hold on now, I'm not done.
[He literally just pulled a muscle, but he's insistent on proving he's cool. A quick one-two of his arms, knees bent . . . . . . . . . the backflip is completed! However, there's another crunch from his knees, followed by a groan.]
Oh man, stuck it.
Replying to @DELT4F0RCE
; CANON I JUST LOVE FORCING HIM INTO PAIN
—(SH) • Parody. retweeted
he has back problems cause he has to carry around that fat ass butt everyday 😢😢💔 must be so heavy





























