Elmo

Why are so many people still following Elmo?

Mr. Romney didn't get the chance to fire Elmo. Elmo's assistant Mr. Kevin Clash was fired, but Elmo is all right.

Elmo's starting to think that every year there will be a new reason why people think he's going to be fired.

Elmo likes to be included. youtube.com/watch?v=bTXzYX0r…

Elmo feels like his voice might start to change a little.

Elmo can't believe he still has over a thousand followers. Elmo can't even count that high! Not without falling asleep.

Elmo's Puppeteer Kevin Clash Innocent Claims Ex-Boyfriend perezhilton.com/2012-11-29-e… Sometimes Elmo gets tired of show biz.

Elmo needs a new assistant, preferably someone who doesn't have enough money to get sued much. Does Craigslist still work?

Mr. Barack reminds Elmo of Shaft. Is that racist?

Mr. Joe Biden didn't get to talk. Such malarkey.

Red, white, and blue confetti on a low-bandwidth Internet video stream just looks like a purple haze. #legalized

So does this mean Elmo can't make jokes about Mr. Mitt anymore?

It's past Elmo's bed time. Please say something, Mr. Barack. Just say "binders" and Elmo can go to sleep happy.

Finally! The most boring victory rally ever can get lively.

4 years plus 4 more years equals 8 years.

Mr. Mitt's concession speech included the word "honesty". The Obama crowd giggled.

Obama supporters really dig 70s music.