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Art commissioned by: @sundayshu

Seeing that usual spark in the air... Moves a pool full of caffeinated soda directly under where @paradoxonpuer portal will open up.

Seeing his ex use his magic on the world's stage- Can't hold himself back from doing the thing-

Maybe just... Sets @shiratxri on fire.

"It's not, because I confronted you out here. Why in Ankhseram's name would I let a suspicious person into my home?"

"Last I checked, you're the one who came to my home and hasn't told me why."

"That depends on who's asking." Bold to assume Kayden would even open the door. He simply appeared from a burst of flame directly behind the other.

Marks "absolutely troll Kiki" off his daily chores list. Fist bumps @SandRebelZora

"MAYBE I DID. BUT I DIDN'T WANT TO SEE ANY OF IT!"

"UNWILLINGLY! You try having a faulty magic eye! Gods it was just as bad when I looked at you when it was going haywire!"

"You would not believe the unfathomable levels of unholy terrors my eyes have seen. You understand my right eye can see EVERYTHING and at a few points in the past, I lost control of it..."

"Kiki, I've known you for what feels like three and a half eternities. And I can tell you for certain... you have a bigger dong than your boyfriend."

Meaning what I say on the subject has actual proof behind it. You just literally agreed with everything I said about Sting being a small PP man!

Pretty sure he's gotta have enough to put in before any child could happen anyways-

I've seen action figures with more of a sex life than you-

Responds again with <how does it feel to be the man and woman in your relationship?>

WhatAboutThatAlternateUniverseThatEndedUpWithKaydenAndKikiTogether-

Replies with three middle finger emojis.

Don't forget, Kayden can cause his flames to ignite and explode the air itself- so... boom.

Well..... Too late.

Kayden would stare directly into her eyes... As he ignited his fingertip and poked @WhiteDragonRoar .