@FingerOfHand

TIP, THIS.

Joined September 2016
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Towers are very useful. For example: they are an excellent source of bricks, which can be used to build towers.
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Hide your second-finest bean, while leaving your finest bean in plain sight #lifehacks
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The best time to build a tower was 20 years ago. The second best time was 19 years ago. The third best time was 18 years ago. The fourth be
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Use telescopes to look at things which are further away #lifehacks
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It's honestly surprising how consistently towers continue to be the answer.
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Don't run away from your problems. You're on a sphere.
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"I feel like everyone looks down on me." You're on a sphere. "I always try to move forward, but somehow I end up going in circles." You're on a sphere. "Things changed, and now I can't tell which way is up." YOU ARE ON A SPHERE.
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You could explain clearly and concisely. Or you could scream "UNDERSTAND ME!", with all caps. Or you could do both.
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I have forsaken the lizards. It is conceivable, but implausible, that they may yet partake of my flesh.
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You always have the same amount of time.
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I have created a new color by mixing gray and green. I call it "green" (a portmanteau of "gray" and "green").
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Success is 0.1% inspiration, 0.9% perspiration, 9% desperation, and 90% respiration.
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This is an unusually good time for certain activities, and an unusually bad time for certain other activities.
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Don't run away from your problems. You're on a sphere.
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This is happening because you didn't build enough towers, unless it's good, in which case it's because you did build enough towers.
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Tired: getting planning permission. Tiered: getting permitting permission.
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I fear not the man who has built ten thousand towers, OR the man who rebuilt one tower ten thousand times. Tower construction isn't scary.
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Dreams, obsoleted.
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Have you tried temporarily ascending to godhood, solving the problem, then descending again and carrying on as before?
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"Oh yeah? Well *I* minimize sum of the *cubed* errors!"
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Did you figure it out? I want to know.
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Have you tried burning back in?
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