The artist formerly known as financial tailor.

Durham, NC
Joined June 2012
I'm right, you're wrong, you've got a closed mind, and I don't want to talk about it.
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“We want onion futures!” CME:
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Turns out a lot of knowledge workers weren't that intelligent.
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The ads when you turn 40.
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Elon uses twitter the opposite of everyone else, he posts his crazy stuff on his main public account, then uses burner accounts like Doge Designer to post Tesla PR, product updates, etc.
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Wow you are a moron. There is literally zero chance of $2 per share.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
It hit $2/share x.com/MebFaber/statu…
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Happy 5-year anniversary to those who celebrate. $UPST
Omg too funny he likes $UPST but doesn’t even know what they do..😂😂😂 This is why I never watch CNBC…makes you dumber!!
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These were really cheap compared to every other brand in the store. I know it’s your last name, but maybe call it something else.
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Look at him, thats my Qual. Your what? My Qualitative! My vibe specialist. Look at him, you notice anything different about him? Look at his face. I'll give you a hint, his name is Jayden. He won a local poetry competition in bushwick! Yeah I'm sure of the vibe.
Quant firms are hiring idea guys, not quants I've been skeptical about the whole - software is commoditized, ideas are the moat argument But I've seen first hand the best quant and technical firms in the world hire thinkers, liberal arts grads, and generalists I predict the trend accelerates Letter from @AQRCapital below
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THIS IS GONNA GO SO HARD AT THE CLUB
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European leaders discussing new requirements for cookie banners
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It’s time to build
u dont really hear about construction paper much anymore
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I'd rather have an economy that makes 1,000 millionaires than 1 billionaire.
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"create an image of what the world would look like if I were in charge, based on my tweets"
🤖 Made with AI
"create an image of what the world would look like if I were in charge, based on my tweets"
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Add the Fed Funds Rate to this chart, and it all becomes clear
American teens are becoming straight again, with - especially - female bisexuality in sharp retreat in the youngest cohorts. via @jean_twenge: generationtechblog.com
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Lab stuff
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At 96 some are saying Buffett is too young to step down, but this is precisely the age that he should be getting into politics instead. We need him in the Senate!
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Feels exactly like Greta. Randomly, here. This is a person we’re going to do stories about for the next six years.
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listen man sometimes you gotta put the manhattan project on hold to sell b2b SaaS
Welcome Dario to Dreamforce!
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Ben retweeted
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Some people think we live in crazy times. But if you read enough history, you’ll realize: These are the best of times. Your life is exactly as crazy as you are. Put down your phone. Touch grass. Talk to real people. We live in a golden era. Life is electric bro.
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