Professional Florida Man 🤠 Professional Swamp Lord 🐊 Professional Patriot 🇺🇸 Adeptus Veterinarius 🐗

Florida, USA
Joined September 2025
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I've been waiting to play this for TWO YEARS but didn't want to spend $70, because I don't have internet so can only play the campaign. Guess what went on sale 😏 Went to my mom's to steal internet to download it 😎
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"Don't miss" 😏
You're in this situation. What's the funniest thing you could say? 💀
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I carry a .357 and a .22... This is ridiculously accurate 🤷🏻‍♂️
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I got all dressed up for NOTHIN' 😠 Ain't no damn judge, just a buncha paperwork 😑 Coulda wore my damn hat
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Off to the courthouse, yayyyy Do I look divorce worthy? 🤣 Glasses make you look smarter 🤔
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Make a book title edible: To Kill and Cook a Mockingbird
Make a book title edible. Smoked Lonesome Dove.
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Gonna need to make another order soon 😅 @Half_A_Pond this stuff is WAY too good. I could just eat it with a spoon by itself.
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Look, Ma! I passed the academy! I'm a REAL popo 🥹
Im just gonna leave this here, and watch the comments
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My cat has this weird thing where he REALLY likes to get stepped on while I'm trying to walk. He acts like he doesn't like it, but his actions constantly prove otherwise 🤦🏻‍♂️
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I'm gonna chance it... Homeless dude said there's treasure back there 🤔
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I love book sales! 😁 @Jringo1508 is a KILLER writer and I'm super excited about these 😁
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Heyooo, that's a cyber truck I can deal with 🤔
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Fun fact: the things that look like giant peas in spanish rice are, in fact, not peas at all. They're olives. 😭 More peas, less olives! I guess that's what makes it Spanish rice? 🤔 No me gusta 😬
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Hot take: We should put peas in more food. 🤔 They're like beans, but green, and can go where beans can't 🤷🏻‍♂️ Thank you for your attention to this matter 🫡
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Today I have learned that I do not like plantains 😬 I'm still going to eat them, because I don't waste food.. but yeah, definitely not for me 🤷🏻‍♂️
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I apologize in advance to our more delicate followers. We must never forget the lovelies. That said, I tried to find a less intense angle of the events that unfolded but Rascal's bodycam was the only remaining functioning camera at his street position that night. The broader story is as old as time. Western self loathing and misunderstanding of its place and noblesse oblige stirred up in the same communistic cauldron as envy and third world avarice. The more narrow story of how and why Rascal was in France and how he managed to let any of those thugs bloody him up in the first place will have to be a story for another time. RASCAL IS FINE. Our people were able to get to him before he was overwhelmed. He claims he had things under control but he also does not seem to stoked that I have video that argues otherwise. He is stable and even making jokes with the nurses on site at a location that will remain undisclosed. He did say this: "Hey JD, givem' the new CZ Duty 4.0 F 9mm, it sure did the job and I really had not even had that much time behind it before things got spicy. Oh, and make sure to tell @SummRidge thanks, as always." "What are you doing in France, and when did you even leave?!" I asked, mildly frustrated. "Oh, sorry ol boy, that's Geneviève after me, says I need a fresh wrap, gotta go!" He said and quickly hung up. ... Well, there ya have it, my friends. This week is the new CZ. I will include more images and info below. *sidenote: Yes I notice that Rascal must have some unique model not available to the regular creature. It would appear to have some mechanism or feature uncommon to semi auto pistols that Rascal actuates prior to firing and it seems the pistol can also shoot off center if that is, in fact, where the assailant is, go figure *🤷‍♂️ Goodluck, Godspeed, Keep Going, & Paris When It Sizzles...
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Spanish Rice with chicken, fried green plantains and sweet plantains 🤤 I've only ever had plantain chips, so I'm pretty excited to try them unchipped 🤔
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There isn't a more amazing fictional universe than the Warhammer 40k one. I will die on that hill. The lore goes so deep that you can not even learn it all without spending years trying. It's also so terrifying that it makes me think our universe really isn't so bad 🤷🏻‍♂️
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Man, I'll never understand people who don't take leftovers home 🤔 Started with a rack of ribs, and ended the night with a rack of ribs and literally a full steak 😁 If you ain't gonna take it home, I sure as hell will 🤷🏻‍♂️
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