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Fill Werrell

@FillWerrelI

The funniest account on Twitter. (I am NOT Will Ferrell! This is a parody account ~ Not in any way affiliated with the actor Will Ferrell) Fill Werrell.

Joined August 2012
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  • Followers5.2K
How do you drown a hipster? Throw him in the mainstream.
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I went to this new restaurant called Karma. There’s no menu they just give you what you deserve.
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Why did the chicken go to the séance? To get to the other side.
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I recently got diagnosed with kleptomania. It’s fine though, I’m taking something for it.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a zippo? One is really heavy and the other is a little lighter.
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Two windmills are standing in a wind farm. One asks, “What’s your favorite kind of music?” The other says, “I’m a big metal fan.”
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Geology rocks but Geography is where it’s at!
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I sold my pet lobster for drug money. How shellfish of me.
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They took my mood ring... I'm not sure how I feel about this.
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I wish we could just fast forward to summer.
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Zombies eat brains. Don't worry you're safe.
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That awkward moment when someone says "You two should date!" and you're thinking "Bitch I'm working on it!!!".
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I delete a tweet if I spell something wrong and FUCK YOU IF YOU SAW IT.
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I sing too much for someone who can't sing.
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Mondays. imgur.com/0ghRm03
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Friday, where you at?
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Mom: you can't stay online forever. Me: Is that a challenge?
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I'm 500% done with today and about 37% done with tomorrow already.
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"You tweet a lot" ... "Bitch, it's TWITTER."
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You wanna hear a joke? ... #valentinesday
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