Retired LEO, Married to an absolute smoke show. doing this for fun. Mysterious Mr C. Just here to promote my podcast and enjoy the shit show that is Twitter

The Cone of Uncertainty
Joined May 2017
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At least Dhar Mann skits have a moral.
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Replying to @Sabiha1278
I’ll take ‘Shit that didn’t happen for $500’ Alex {buzzer noise} What is ‘ragebait’ Alex
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Replying to @end3of6days9
All these people saying use @Ticketmaster….i get it in principle. However Ticketmaster with all their frankly predatory fees and shit created the conditions that allow third party resellers to thrive. @Ticketmaster is a rip off because they control the market and they know it.
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The K9 handler turned away from something that the dog was alerting to. Bad form. Unsat/Unsafe
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Replying to @TbSeattle @nypost
EXCEPT that it’s a crime in FL to bring/posses a firearm on ANY school campus unless it’s for one of the designated purposes in the statute. F.R.S. 790.115(2)
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Replying to @coffee_anytime
Well. Shit. I’m old. I scored a big fat ZERO
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Get a prostate exam from Captain Hook? Eat gas station sushi? Use a styrofoam gas can? Drink Kaitlyn Jenner’s breast milk? Drink something prepared by Bill Cosby using Flint Michigan ice cubes 🤷🏻‍♂️
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Have a drink prepared by Bill Cosby using Flint Michigan ice cubes while Casey Anthony babysits my kids
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Replying to @Pcast_ol
If you’re looking for dark humor some true crime and a bunch of rabbit holes, and not a lot of consistency I’m your guy….. open.spotify.com/show/5veNAI…
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You beat me to the punch.
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Replying to @fuckyouiquit
Excess savings? Defined by whom? Because I have savings that my bride and I have spent the majority of our adult lives building through hard work and sacrifice. It is not excessive in my eyes. If the government is defining ‘excess’ anything I fundamentally disagree with it
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While she probably has bigger balls than most ‘average’ men her age 25-33; At least she’s feminine enough to shave the pits 🤷🏻‍♂️66
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Replying to @podbean
Don’t come for me but I use Audacity. I have a much older version though,
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Replying to @debaters_mass
Well Done is the right way to cook steak
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Trying to build an audience for my dumpster fire of a podcast so I can leave a totally toxic job. Check it out, come subscribe and leave a rating/review. 👇 open.spotify.com/show/5veNAI…
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Be careful what you say…. 😂. Claiming my podcast is anything more than sub par can potentially get you committed. J/K. Thanks for the compliment.
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