Houston native, living in Orlando, Florida!!! ☀️ I love cats, the @HoustonTexans, and naps! #TXST ‘12

Joined June 2009
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#Oscars Predictions: Best Actor (10/8/2026) Matt Damon “The Odyssey” John Malkovich *** “Wild Horse Nine” Pedro Pascal “Behemoth!” Andrew Scott “Elsinore” John Turturro “The Only Living Pickpocket in New York” variety.com/lists/2027-oscar… via @variety
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1. It's called Artificial Intelligence. 2. You bet your diaper-wrapped ass I'm your enemy.
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Over a decade of our lives have been held captive by an entire population of the dumbest fucking people to exist.
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Give whoever designed the logo a raise
Cute photopass props for the 55th anniversary!
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IT’S A BLUE WAVE FALL EVERYONE #BB28
IT’S A RICK DEVENS SUMMER EVERYONE #BB28
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Dudes couldn’t shut up about Lindsay Clancy but quiet af about Cornell University
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One of my top favorite SNL impressions! Hilarious!
Tucker Carlson is back at the Update desk to chat this summer's blockbuster hits
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My hot take is that if your company builds software that it cannot stop from hacking into other systems, your company is a malware company and should be treated as such
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“Aww is the mass surveillance company worried about being surveilled?”
Flock Safety has issued a legal demand seeking the removal of a public map showing the locations of approximately 300,000 of its surveillance devices across the United States.
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If you enjoy this type of content then you shouldn’t be allowed to vote
they got Peter Parker & Norman Osborn ICED OUT
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I can’t believe CBS just played that trumpaganda ad during big brother… No, yes I can 😡
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Last night I planted an olive tree at Gracie Mansion with Palestinian families from Gaza.  May peace be our future.
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What, you can't water your crops and fill your tank with liberal tears?
Iowa farmer is paying $75,000 more every month for diesel: I just wish they would get that deal settled over in the Middle East. We can't handle 2 or 3 more months. The trickle-down effect is tremendous.
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Carlie Irsay-Gordon needs to stop being a FAKE NFL OWNER (on the sideline, engaged, taking notes on her team) and start being a REAL NFL OWNER (soliciting prostitutes in rural Ohio)
IS IT BECAUSE SHE'S A WOMAN? During last night's sunday night football game, NBC showed video of Colts owner Carlie Isray-Gordon and talked about how she sometimes likes to stand on the sidelines with the team during the game. One of the announcers said she needs to be careful that she's not labeled a meddling owner. So are they offended the owners on the sidelines.... or that a woman owner is on the sidelines? Your Thoughts
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Is there a crime this guy hasn't committed yet?
SHOCKING: Ken Paxton is being accused of felony voter fraud after voting from an address he doesn't live at.
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In general we are far too kind to the dumbest, most bigoted people in society.
Critics have launched a boycott campaign against US cheese giant Tillamook over its new halal labelling. Some have accused the company of making "al-Qaeda cheese" in a viral tirade of abuse against the Oregon dairy co-operative.
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This is Jeb Bush “Please clap” levels of pathetic
Vance to Voters: “Give Us Another Chance”
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omg harry is closing for kylie minogue …
Kylie Minogue will open for Harry Styles on his ‘Together, Together’ tour in Los Angeles.
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