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In love with all things nature, science and history. Gaming is a huge passion of mine. Currently living my best quarantine life.

Johannesburg, South Africa
Joined May 2012
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Siri, call my mutuals "no mutuals detected" heh, I meant, call my "1+ Machine monsters" "now calling 1,071 contacts"
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This is slander. I sent him my nudes completely unsolicited.
Hasan Piker's seedy, sex obsessed life: Soliciting nudes, list of best breasts, and a separate laptop for porn trib.al/OXtNLwP
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1 year with no loadshedding 🎉 Since 15 May 2025 at 22:00. Congrats.
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Those images from the Artemis II mission are so sick! 😭😭😭
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Serving everything but the public 😍
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In a week where Lambos are being loaded onto the back of trucks after robbing hospitals blind, you put this out? "preventing fraud" "Improving oversight" "Smart Spending" "Accountability" This is in such bad taste
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Trump regime forces suffer major loss in the battle of Portland. They were forced to retreat by a man sized frog. 🐸
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Almost 6 months after exposing SA journalists on a paid junket to Israel, the Press Ombud has ruled against the publications. Sunday Times, Citizen & BizNews were sponsored by a Zionist-affiliated lobby group (SAJBD). Credit to Hassen Lorgat for holding media accountable.
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"I have been abducted and taken against my will by Israeli forces." Israel has detained my friend, and Zeteo contributor, @GretaThunberg. She, like everyone else on that flotilla, needs to be immediately released and her governent needs to speak out.
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Damn, why The Great British Bake Off finales always get me crying in the club... #GBBO
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Ain't no way @947 is dedicating their time to recording a song about self-professed nazi kanye west 💀
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I can't stand Piers Morgan but I just had to watch knowing that @DanCorderOnAir was going to be on the panel and man, he did us proud. Massive shoutout to you Dan, you legend!
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If elongated muskrat is going to force himself back onto my timeline by changing the way blocks work then I'm moving on to greener pastures and bluer skies, peace ✌
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America, please don’t deport Elon. We will pay you not to. In dollars. We will crowdfund. We will pass the hat in church. Just please, don’t send him back x
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God @Uber_RSA sucks. Been waiting for 30 minutes for someone to accept my ride request but because it's less than R100 I keep getting rejected. God forbid I need to get somewhere urgently 💀
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Shout out to the @JoburgMPD who stopped the homeless guys who were directing traffic (your job btw) at the Winnie Mandela intersection to let a convoy of cronies get through before fucking off again. Bunch of glorified crossing guards.
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Trump, slurring, says he’s okay with climate change and rising sea levels because he thinks he’ll “have more oceanfront property”
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