Damon Salvatore. · May 20, 2026 · 4:32 PM UTC

Oh hello….

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Damon Salvatore. · Jan 22, 2026 · 2:51 PM UTC

Forgot ‘kill’.

𝘈𝘭𝘤𝘰𝘩𝘰𝘭 𝘪𝘴𝘯'𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘢𝘯𝘴𝘸𝘦𝘳 𝘣𝘶𝘵 𝘐 𝘯𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘴𝘢𝘪𝘥 𝘐 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘢 𝘲𝘶𝘦𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯... 𝘔𝘶𝘴𝘪𝘤. 𝘋𝘳𝘪𝘯𝘬. 𝘊𝘩𝘪𝘭𝘭.

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Damon Salvatore. · Dec 20, 2025 · 6:52 PM UTC

Unlike Damon and Stefan, I have better things to do. Besides, I’m more into blondes.

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Damon Salvatore. · Dec 19, 2025 · 10:46 AM UTC

Did Damon break your heart again?

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Damon Salvatore. · Dec 19, 2025 · 10:27 AM UTC

The obsession you all have with the Salvatore brothers.

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Damon Salvatore. · Dec 17, 2025 · 8:24 PM UTC

[Throws darts with vervain at whoever is seeing this because…boredom.]

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Damon Salvatore. · Sep 13, 2025 · 8:57 PM UTC

So, is this fandom alive?

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Damon Salvatore. · Apr 14, 2024 · 10:10 AM UTC

I would rather not know anything more about this pathetic, tragic love story.

Now, who’s lying? I am not the one who spent a century being obsessed with me and desperately trying to find me. You can ask Damon all about that.

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Damon Salvatore. · Apr 13, 2024 · 8:35 PM UTC

Now that sounds like a major lie. From what I’ve heard, you were just as obsessed with the Salvatore brothers as they were with you.

People obsess over me, not the other way around.

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