Connoisseur of average football, Bon viveur, Englishman

England, United Kingdom
Joined July 2021
Some blokes waving inflatable cups shout at a bloke with a club shop flag. Football in 2026 ☠️
🚨NEW: All hell broke loose outside the Amex as Crystal Palace & Brighton fans come face to face after Brighton giving them a 5-0 hiding.
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Cheese on toast is elite.
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So they can ban incest porn because it’s been obviously fucking weird but can’t ban actual incest cousin marriage 🤡
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At least the director of football is taking our current situation seriously 🤡🤡🤡
Replying to @TonyKhan
I truly love this great sport. #AEWDynamite/#AEWCollision
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The head loss from Liverpool fans this weekend has been brilliant 😂
Done with football until City are punished. Everything they have built is a sham. Everything. To get to where they are today has been built on a foundation of lies, corruption, cheating and blatant rule breaking. The Premier League is presently broken.
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No shame, no sense of irony.
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They could be playing that Nazi team from Escape to Victory and I’d still want Liverpool to lose
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Weird cunts
Wrexham fans at Derby yesterday #wxmafc #dcfc
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Why bother kicking the screen down to then just stand there looking at the other lot 😂
Gladbach breaking out of the away sector at Köln this afternoon! 🇩🇪
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Mental how much football has changed since then.
ON THIS DAY 1997: England in Rome v Italy #Englandaway
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Fulham Football Club Snatching defeat from the jaws of victory since 1879.
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It needs studying how virtually every single big money transfer we’ve ever made has turned out to be pony
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What an absolute cunt
AA: "Maybe you don't know me, but I have coached the best team in the world. Maybe you don't know, but just to let you know that pressure is part of my life since I was kid. So it's normal in football, it's normal for players, it's normal for coaches, it's normal for everybody that is around a team. Yes, I think the pressure is something that is important for me and I like it." #FFC
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I dislike football more and more each day.
Reporting in. 🫡
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No cut in fuel duty, nothing to actually bring prices down, but you can now see how much petrol costs on a map. This is supposedly worthy of a big rambling “I get you” social media post. Geezer is a fucking clown 🤡
I know people are worried about fuel prices. And I get it. You get to the pump, watch the numbers climb, and wonder why it's costing so much more than it used to.   The reality is that global events are pushing up costs, and families here at home are feeling the impact.   But I won't accept that there's nothing I can do to help.   That's why from today, you'll be able to see petrol and diesel prices on Google Maps, compare nearby stations and find the cheapest option before you fill up.   It's a small change, but if there's a practical way to help people keep more money in their pocket, I'll do it.
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Forward together. Mikel Arteta is here to stay ❤️
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Every single “care for Calais” volunteer should be standing trial with them.
🚨 BREAKING: The Government says the two Iranian men charged over the alleged terror plot against Jewish people in Manchester entered the UK by small boat in 2020 and 2023 One was granted asylum and the other has a live asylum claim
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LucanFFC retweeted
The English happen to be a caucasian ethnic group. They make the argument about white / non white, but it’s not accurate. I am ethnically Irish. But im as pale as they come. If I hypothetically had a baby with an Irish woman in England, the child would be Irish, not English. “British-Irish” we could say. You will notice on medical and census data there is no “British-Irish” option - only “white-Irish.” Presumably because Irish people are white, we don’t have to worry about them feeling excluded, as their ethnic group has no DEI protected status in society. They also wouldn’t care. I’ve actually met English-born ethnically Irish people in Britain who describe themselves as Irish (because they are). However, they have English accents, have never lived in Ireland, and don’t plan on moving to Ireland. They would be “culturally English” of this moment in time. But culture obviously changes - we wouldn’t have the same outlook as an Englishman from 1500, but he was still English. But also to add, these “British-Irish” people I meet often have biases over Ireland and would support them over England in sports. I’m unsure if you can ever fully remove allegiance to your heritage nation. I would choose Britain over Ireland, as I never felt at home there, but I think I’m an exception - not the rule. But the English will only have the England team to support, unless they have a strange self-hating preference. Can you see the imbalance here? Many non-white ethnic groups in the west constantly exert their racial identity and talk about “their culture”…. So it seems they get the best of both worlds. They’re English but also eg Nigerian and can complain about lack of Nigerian representation, lack of celebration of Nigerian culture, and actively create initiatives which aim to privilege their own ethnic group. The English can barely promote their history, flag, ethnic group, without being seen as hateful. Nor can they adopt a 2nd ethnic identity. Why do we never see white people talking about their “Nigerian culture.” Because they’re not Nigerian!
Tonight on Question Time, I debated Suella Braverman on what it means to be English. I think there’s one word for her position
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Probably one of the weirdest takes I’ve seen. Yes there are a couple of McDonald’s and Starbucks dotted about but literally thousands of independent bars, restaurants, cafes etc etc
Being in Prague last night reminded me of how much European cities have all become the same 15/20 years ago they all had their own money, languages and everything was different Now they’re all just full of Starbucks/Maccies/KFC and you can only get a drink in an Irish Pub
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