Andrew Adams [RP]

[Rolls from the bed going to find Jonathan.]

[Stretches from a nap, groaning at the crick in my neck. Mom’s familiar scent of Lillies hanging in the air, I touch my cheek, as I know she has.]

[Raises my chin slightly, pondering on what I should say next. I’m never any good with girls when Jon isn't around...] Uh, yes.

Call it intrigue.

[Cringes. I wouldn't have said that.]

It was only a matter of time...

How quaint.

Without @CataclysmicClaw around, I end up with blue balls. Fucking bitches alone isn’t as fun.

Quite ill. I’m feeling it too... So, how about you join me and we’ll get down to business?

[Watches intently from the sidelines. Hm.]

We even said grace. Perfect family representation.

Throwback Thursday or something? Anyway, throwback to that time you killed our parents and we finally had a lovely family dinner.

I don't know if you can tell but I’m the shadow and you're centre front.

[Mumbles some shit about her ruining my day's schedule and needing to alter all my times.]

It was the first time a woman had grabbed my balls with such force, I had to fuck her with her face pressed against the tiles.

Yeah, the girl giving you the eye on the treadmill... But! She ended up cornering me and asking me when I'm going to take her into the showers and fuck her.

I don't gym, not after uh.. Last time.

Three out of five, score.