Jimothee Juggs

quick desert 🌵 crook into the wall 🥵 before i got the 👢

if you can’t handle the HAM then keep your ass in the PIG PEN 🤣🤣

i still have this

i feel very strongly about this but sitting on the floor against the couch is often way better than the couch

drinking water is such a damn rip off cause you don’t even get to keep the water you have to pee it out

terminator 2 is the best action movie ever most will agree

i just be out here wearing pants and jeans and shit 😂🤣

if u aren’t taking the hat off and going to town on it with those starbucks foam drinks you are out of your fucking MIND

i WILL be beating drake in our upcoming hotdog eating contest this saturday he does NOT stand a chance

i don’t like filling up ice cube trays it’s too boring there i said it

o man i’m busier than a duck in a wonderbread factory today

sternums are DISGUSTING and i stand by this. have you ever poked the end of your own sternum? it kinda bends and is very foul

WHY MY GLASSES ALWAYS DIRTY

HOW TF IS CORDUROY MADE

why do we call a pair of pants a pair of pants it’s just one thing i’m soooo confused 😭😭😭

it’d be so crazy if we all wore something pink and saw the barbie movie LOL no that’s too nuts

scientists were wrong water is actually not good for you at all it’s too wet

i can’t believe there are people above age 60 with the name jason

pov ur kids come out not cool at all and ugly what do you do

nikki got me fireball and diet coke (my favorite fall beverage)