Have you ever had to change pants and thought it’d be quicker to do it with your shoes still on but your pants get caught on your shoes and it ends up taking 5 times longer than if you simply just took your shoes off? Nah me neither....
It’s an unspoken rule that when you buy a roast chook from the supermarket, that you must eat at least 1/6th of it while taking it apart
Remember when you were really young, and you used to find a coin made in that year and how excited you got...
Yeah I still get that
As soon as I start studying I immediately find anything else distracting, like I should be writing an essay but instead I’m on the edge of my seat watching Antiques Roadshow seeing how much an old bowl is
Watching a good tv show is like eating a pizza, at the end of the day you’re gonna find a way to finish it
When using an automatic car wash and you have that second of panic thinking about whether you shut all the windows properly
When you put on pants you haven’t worn in ages and there’s money in the pockets- is there any better feeling?
The most awkward times in your life is when you're standing there thinking what to do while everyone is singing happy birthday to you
Golden rule for eating at a restaurant: if you have to play Tetris with your food to get it in your mouth, the piece is too big
Is survivor just a wildlife version of the bachelor- People doing whatever it takes to make sure they hang around?
Ever walk through a shopping centre and hear a kid scream but no matter where you go you never see the kid and the volume never changes
Standing on a crowded train is the equivalent of a baby in the womb, it's uncomfortable, it's boring and you just want to start kicking