𝒟𝓊𝒸𝒽𝑒𝓈𝓈 𝒥

⌛️Hourglass Mommy⏳

I wonder how many of you are lurking right now, desperately trying to convince yourselves you’re no longer under my spell. Yet here you are, reading every word. 🌀🥱

If you’re not eating your filth on camera, why are you even here?

I think it’s cute when you announce you’re leaving. As though I’m supposed to stand at the window and watch you disappear into the sunset. Byeeee and see you same time next week 🥰

My favorite kind of relapse is the one you spend weeks convincing yourself will never happen again. And then one pretty little notification later… oopsie 😈💋

Imagine spending all that time trying to forget someone who barely had to lift a finger to get your attention in the first place. Oopsie 😂💋

You can block me, avoid me, pretend you’ve moved on, but isn’t it funny how one little reminder of me has you questioning all that progress? 🌀🌀🌀

Don’t worry - mommy is gonna take EXTRA good care of you 😈💋

Your brain short circuits, your fingers type fast, your wallet opens wide. That’s how I trained you. Best believe it works every. Single. Time.

You can be a perfectly respectable man all day and still turn into an absolute embarrassment the moment you’re alone with your thoughts. How unfortunate 😇

I’m just a pretty girl with the lethal attitude. 😈

I wonder how many of you have convinced yourselves you’re over me, only to find yourselves checking my page again. Hiiii 🥰

October was one of my top five highest earning months - can’t wait to see what the last two months of the year bring.

Happy Tuesday - just a random hot Tuesday for a hot unemployed babe 💋

Welcome back, stray dog. You remember who really owns you now? 😈

I don’t even have to try you go broke just to get ignored by me.

What a juicy month this has been 💸

You may be a CEO but after your 9-5 you get on you knees & bark for me 😈

My favorite kind of lunch 🦪

Why take from the rich when you can take from the poor? 👀