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Millennials don't eat fucking Tide Pods. We eat avocados and ass.

Joined February 2009
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I’m screaming.
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I want to see this boy’s little penis flop around as he rides my cock
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Nobody: The tub of hummus in my fridge struggling to breathe under the lid after being unopened for 3 months:
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We don’t want her.
Naw we running this back buddy. The South will reward her mightily. This is just the beginning
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hell she should have been 2pac
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It was ALWAYS planned out. I’ve been reminding you fools for years…
We all have been supporting Janet Jackson and she told us a lie. Seems like it was all planned out. I'm done with this page.. Bye! #JanetJackson #Superbowl @TMZ
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The live show stunt simply did not go as it did in rehearsals. Why is this so hard for people to understand???
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More was shown than what was intended and rehearsed.
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Replying to @DrVirgo1981
I'm so tired of the morons who don't even understand their roles saying we shouldn't keep both of them.
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*nods*
Wish y'all had done this 2 years ago
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Democrats are reactive, not proactive. I am begging them to keep up this momentum through 2028, but I’m a pessimist per usual.
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These election results are truly astonishing.
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Now Mark Ruffalo has breeding charm.
Mark Ruffalo Before the green, there was the brooding charm...
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Eh. It deserved better, but hell no.
The best video though!
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Is now a good time to remind people Grandaddy's Blu Wav didn't get the attention it deserved?
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"Say Somethin'" was a minor hit on its own terms but a commercial dud compared to the singles previously issued from The Emancipation of Mimi. Hope that settles it.
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I can admit I benefit from pretty privilege, and lightskin privilege. But what exactly do you want me to do about it cause I’m not stopping. Yall are all complaints and 0 solution
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Don Jr in Ohio: "They want to pack the Supreme Court. They want to make Ohio a state."
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That’s not why people are saying this about Wendy though. #RHOP
When you guys say Wendy is insulting your intelligence as viewers, I have to wonder do you think this case is a made up plot for a reality show? Like this is a real life case, no one cares if you guys aren’t convinced 😭 #RHOP
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This might be one of the most terrifying images I’ve ever seen.
This car driver might just be the luckiest person alive on the planet
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