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Joined April 2020
🚨 BREAKING: Katie Zacharia has been fired as White House press secretary DETAILS: buff.ly/hQFxvRI
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My burner waiting to see if they make likes public again
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Game one for Fernando Mendoza let the era begin
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Jim Harbaugh finally saw this video and said hell no
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When it happens it will be the craziest day of this apps existence
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I once ate microwaved Dino nuggets while waiting for the Dino nuggets I put in the oven to cook
Might be the fattest thing I’ve ever admitted but my dog’s treats lowkey smell good as fuck
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Remember that if they are: Bigger than you = roids Richer than you = daddy's money Smarter than you = nerds Look better = gay Never stop the cope
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RIP to retweeting accounts. sorry not doing all that swiping
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My burner waiting to see if they make likes public again
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Replying to @scotthow5231
My friends mom smoked Kok
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The Japanese would harpoon this whale for such behavior
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James Harden every playoffs
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The day off shower is elite
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RGIII on his way to Buffalo rn
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Mike Vrabel waking up this morning
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me trying to find the HDMI port on my TV
this is one of the best posters i’ve seen in a very long time btw
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This comment is award-winning
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A day in the life of Tiger Woods
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