@FedorableL

Life is absurd

Up Your Butt, Jobu
Joined November 2022
All day, errday
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Nightmare fuel
anjir badannya gede bgt real ga ini
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Right in the feels
Bonesaw will return in Avengers Doomsday!
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Oh no, whatever will I do? My world has ended! Baby come back! 🤣
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Just had a miracle happen Was walking up the stairs, got some tummy grumbles, then that swell of busted ass to come I said a silent prayer Let one cheek go weak And let er rip Decibel and scent befouling But thanks be and praise be NOT A SHART
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I’m a true Native American Not only blood But by the fact of the scalps I take on this app Getting kinda meh though Too many easy pickings and AI slop SI:7 Agents better get on it Ya heardz me
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I took two glorious, 20+ mins poops today I feel so much better Lighter Like I need to eat another fat steak, some taters and beer again To Valhalla!!!
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I see you May Thoth have mercy on some of you
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To borrow a line A mind needs books like a sword needs a wetstone
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I know my tribe And we are outnumbered The weak tend to group large to be in charge Remind them of the reality
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OMG I’ll be 50 at the end of this year Prime fertility/worth George Clooney n sheeit Where them 25 and unders at? Yo @LeoDiCaprio , hook a brother up
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Women hit on me I’m not a total asshole about it I have certain standards Most aren’t met Plus I’m allergic to drama
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I just want a based, big titty Goth girl and at least 3 kids Maybe avoid another world war Think that can happen?
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Humanity is just a bunch of brats seeing how far they can push things until the belt comes out
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You want to know the truth? Follow the money It’s their one fatal flaw
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People demand honesty while they’re sneaking around their spouse’s back Humans are retarded
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I am a menace to society Guilty as charged Now suck Muh bawls and make me a sandwich
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May his will be done and that foul heresy not be heard again
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Just launch the nukes already
HOLY SH*T @City_of_Ottumwa in Iowa opened up their most recent city council meeting with a prayer to SATAN. "Let us pray. Dear dark father... HAIL SATAN" WTF is wrong with these people???
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Agreed 🤣
Lanterns was actually just an 8 episode presentation on why women shouldn't be cops 10 out of 10
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Btw, something stinks about Wow Forever Spidey sense is tingling like a bad case of crabs
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