
@FedorableLi
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Life is absurd
Up Your Butt, Jobu
Joined November 2022
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Just had a miracle happen
Was walking up the stairs, got some tummy grumbles, then that swell of busted ass to come
I said a silent prayer
Let one cheek go weak
And let er rip
Decibel and scent befouling
But thanks be and praise be
NOT A SHART
I’m a true Native American
Not only blood
But by the fact of the scalps I take on this app
Getting kinda meh though
Too many easy pickings and AI slop
SI:7 Agents better get on it
Ya heardz me
I took two glorious, 20+ mins poops today
I feel so much better
Lighter
Like I need to eat another fat steak, some taters and beer again
To Valhalla!!!
I know my tribe
And we are outnumbered
The weak tend to group large to be in charge
Remind them of the reality
OMG
I’ll be 50 at the end of this year
Prime fertility/worth
George Clooney n sheeit
Where them 25 and unders at?
Yo @LeoDiCaprio , hook a brother up
Women hit on me
I’m not a total asshole about it
I have certain standards
Most aren’t met
Plus I’m allergic to drama
I just want a based, big titty Goth girl and at least 3 kids
Maybe avoid another world war
Think that can happen?
Just launch the nukes already
HOLY SH*T
@City_of_Ottumwa in Iowa opened up their most recent city council meeting with a prayer to SATAN.
"Let us pray. Dear dark father... HAIL SATAN"
WTF is wrong with these people???







