The problem is the modern man is talking too much. Which is foolish cos talking is a women dominated field, even though what they say isn't what is observed in reality. I will never understand why men attend this kind of things. PS. U see that low budget ring road lioness, she's not worthy to be in the space of any man, not even a useless man.

One of my friend is still paying wedding loan till date, meanwhile the wife don divorce him. You'll think your problem is worse till you hear someone else's own. 😂

How I wasted 500k on just shoes when I was still financially stable..

My guy just returned from NYSC orientation camp and told me he had multiple sexual partners there. So we decided to do gonorrhoea and chlamydia tests. Before going, he asked his friend how they collect the sample. The guy told him they would give him a bottle, provide erotic pictures for inspiration, and he would ejaculate inside it. Fast-forward to the hospital. The nurse gave him a small bottle and directed him to the toilet. He entered, looked around, and saw no pictures. He had to use his imagination. This guy spent almost 45 minutes in that toilet before finally producing the sample. When he came out, the nurse was already angry. She collected the bottle, checked it, shook it, and looked at him like wtf is wrong with you. Then she said, “Uncle, na urine we ask you to bring. You bring sperm?” He nearly fainted from the embarrassment 😭

Married but you’re in my DM toasting me?! Lmaooo, I pity your wife.

Immediately Tinubu started campaigning, I started applying for my return visa to the UK. Where I played Saturday football in my estate was mainly Yoruba guys . One of them made a statement saying any Yoruba supporting Obi wasn’t a true Yoruba son and a bastard. Fight nearly scatter Saturday football that day. 2 years later same guy messaged me how he can get COS with his family. More than half of the guys who supported Tinubu have left, everybody Dey fly bike come play ball now cos them don park car. E don touch everybody

The ultimate sign of intelligence is humility: the ability to recognize what you do not know and, more importantly, the humility to say so. In this image, you have taken a picture in a library to signal intelligence, yet you seem not to realize that taking pictures in a library and posturing for the appearance of intelligence is, at best, pseudo-intelligence and, at worst, an exhibition of unintelligence. I would tell you to be more humble and accept that you do not understand what intelligence means, but that would be me pouring water off a duck’s back.

🚨🔵 OFFICIAL: Todd Boehly exits Chelsea. “It has been an honour to serve as Chairman of Chelsea Football Club. I would like to thank the many who helped secure a bright future for the Club, including the English Premier League, the coaches and players, the talented leadership and staff at Chelsea, and the legions of dedicated fans”. “I have valued my partnership with Clearlake and the wider ownership group, and the collective decisions and investment we have made to support the immediate and long-term success of the Club. I am confident that Chelsea is well positioned for continued success under Clearlake’s leadership”.

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