ALT Comic featuring Simon from Iron Lung reporting to Ava that the isopropyl alcohol he drank is making him see a pink disco man, which happens to be Wilford Motherloving Warfstache. As he asks if this is normal, Wilford exclaims, "Nice place you got here, Simey! If you were a sardine!" Ava then asks, "THE WHO?" as Wilford slings an arm around Simon and says, "Psst, you know the tomato sauce should be inside the can, not outside it? But this is your first time roleplaying a sardine, so I'll forgive you!" and Simon yells, "How the fuck did you get over here so fast!?" Ignoring him, Wilford continues, "Ooh, the can opener's coming for you! Wuh-oh!" and Simon, panicking, exclaims, "The WHAT?"

ALT Comic of Wilford Warfstache greeting the monster eel from Iron Lung, saying, "Ah! Ellie, my old friend! Smile for the x-ray cam, sweet thing! It's time to get groovy!" As Ellie and Wilford start dancing, Simon from Iron Lung looks terrified in the background, and yells, "Huh!?" in really big text.