Argumentative theology & politics Junkie, Agnostic Atheist, Left Leaning Centrist, and Generally Detached Widow. I moonlight as a curmudgeon. Please no 🚫DMs
Rome, GA
Joined September 2012
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Satirical Chris ~ ⚛️Atheist Reverend⚛️ retweeted
The Bible doesn't say to stop sinning. It says sinlessness is impossible.
It says all your sins will be forgiven.
If we wanted to sin without consequences, we'd be Christians.
Satirical Chris ~ ⚛️Atheist Reverend⚛️ retweeted
The Bible misrepresents atheists by framing unbelief as moral rebellion, foolishness, or spiritual blindness rather than a reasoned conclusion about evidence.
It has misled generations of Christians about our psychology.
A divinely inspired book wouldn’t get this wrong.
Satirical Chris ~ ⚛️Atheist Reverend⚛️ retweeted
Another victory for budget-conscious Americans! This may seem like "semantics" or a "loophole" to all those dumocrats, but avoiding the W word is genius and just put money in your pockets. Add this to our tariff refund checks and DOGE payouts and the winning continues 🔥🎆
Satirical Chris ~ ⚛️Atheist Reverend⚛️ retweeted
In high school I had a horrible headache one day. I asked my teacher if he had Motrin. He said yes but couldn’t give me any without permission from my mom. I gave him my mom’s number and he asked for her permission.
But sure.. schools are doing surgery on kids. 🤡
Satirical Chris ~ ⚛️Atheist Reverend⚛️ retweeted
I want you and certain others out of Office and it's my Patriotic Duty to try and see that happen!
Satirical Chris ~ ⚛️Atheist Reverend⚛️ retweeted
The craziest part of Donald Trump undermining our democratic allies around the world in favor of his communist dictator friends is that he also raped young girls provided to him by his other “very good friend,” notorious child sex trafficker and rapist Jeffrey Epstein.
Satirical Chris ~ ⚛️Atheist Reverend⚛️ retweeted
Having America survive the current administration.
A pipe dream maybe.
Satirical Chris ~ ⚛️Atheist Reverend⚛️ retweeted
Many theists are looking for reasons to believe and ignoring their doubts.
Satirical Chris ~ ⚛️Atheist Reverend⚛️ retweeted
Saint Peter: "I am God's messenger!" 🤔
Audience: "What is God's message?" ✅
Saint Peter: "Give God's messenger money!" 💸
