Dane

I used to be a “sex-crazed tiger full of dynamite.” Now I’m a wifey & mom carrying around baby weight.

Sitting in bed on a Saturday night nursing the baby & watching Golden Girls. I can’t complain.

“That’s it. What country do you wanna move to? Because this whole “America” thing just isn’t working out.” - me to the hubby after learning avocados could go extinct.

For instance, still on maternity leave. It’s hot as balls (finally.) Hubby needs to get my swimming pool ready asap. Still working on the tan while the princess naps though. – at Pennsylvania, USA

So. I’m a mama now. And FB sucks. I should really start back sharing adventures on here.

I'm at The Grand Opera House - @thegrandwilm for WPC (Billy Corgan of Smashing Pumpkins) in Wilmington, DE swarmapp.com/c/3Ve36266oFE – at Delaware, USA

I'm at Vince Lombardi Service Area in Ridgefield, NJ swarmapp.com/c/fKqg1eW033u – at Ridgefield, NJ

I'm at Nalu Surf Bar in Dewey Beach, DE swarmapp.com/c/jT7m91WJ51i – at Dewey Beach, DE

I'm 3 months pregnant & we're in the processing of refinancing our mortgage. When did I become an adult?

I'm at Nalu Surf Bar in Dewey Beach, DE swarmapp.com/c/coBCwgbymP3 – at Dewey Beach, DE

Grapefruit Crush hold the booze (at @TheStarboard in Dewey Beach, DE) swarmapp.com/c/8YdhwLjGyoc – at Dewey Beach, DE

I'm at Victory Brewing Company in Parkesburg, PA swarmapp.com/c/99fKAhSJYMp – at Pennsylvania, USA

United we jam! (@ Bottle & Cork in Dewey Beach, DE) swarmapp.com/c/g9kstJCaxd0 – at Dewey Beach, DE

Dewey Beach I am in you. (at @TheStarboard in Dewey Beach, DE) swarmapp.com/c/aHd9GGtd44w – at Dewey Beach, DE

Little birthday treat for myself 😊 (@ Asia Nails and Spa in Thorndale, PA) swarmapp.com/c/ihgEMZiE440 – at Thorndale, PA

I'm at Tyler Fitzgerald in Wilmington, DE swarmapp.com/c/61yxPf6liUc – at Pike Creek, DE

Tailgating for 311!! 🤘🏼 (@ Philly Waterfront in Philadelphia, PA) swarmapp.com/c/4nF185seanO – at Philadelphia, PA

No AC in the car = sticky clammy hands. Yuck.

I'm at Jewel Paradise Cove Resort & Spa - @jewelresorts in Runaway Bay, St. Ann swarmapp.com/c/3fwaJs2SFse – at Jamaica

I'm at Fort Lauderdale-Hollywood International Airport - @fllflyer in Fort Lauderdale, FL swarmapp.com/c/ktTAFjHbHc1 – at Dania Beach, FL