
I'm thinking of an answer somewhere between no motherfucking way and go fucking fuck yourself... // {SV RP 21+} #TWDRP #IntoTheFire #BPRP
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-- met @SlasherMutant's gaze and chuckled.} Women, huh... Fickle as fuck.
@FluidFatality @NoSafeHaven_
-- take the measure of a man.}
She's been with Rick the Prick for /hours/... No sign of her. What do you think they're up to?
{Rocking back on his heels, letting his thoughts brush against what a pretty picture @FluidFatality and @NoSafeHaven_ would make, he --
-- piece of ass for myself, I'd put our last bowl of cardamom gelato on that girl getting noticed whereever the hell she goes.
{Running his tongue over his teeth, his smile widened suddenly, eyes glinting with a spark of adrenaline that always came when he was about to --
-- It's about your girl.
{Whistling low, he shifted from foot to foot, nonchalantly resting his Dirty Girl against his left shoulder.}
/Your/ girl? She left fuckin' hours ago. Disappeared into the ether like some kinda ghost. And having seen your girl, that fine --
Are you a problem solver, Victor?
{A twist of the wrist bringing Lucille in a wide arc, he smiled lazily @SlasherMutant, relaxed and easy.}
See, we have got ourselves a goddamn /brain/ teaser, a fuckin' mind tickler, and I /know/. I /know/ you are the man to solve it. --
I can not /wait/ to meet this woman! {smiling broadly} Creepy as shit.
The ugliness you see tonight? Don't look away.
Stare into it.
See. What. We. Are.
That is the only way to free yourself.
See you at the Fair. #TWD
Damn, darlin'. {smiling widely} You are creepy as /shit/!
That face? {chuckling} Oh darlin'. That face is im/possible/ to forget!
We need to be ready.
{Irritated, she started to pace, heavy door to spartan wall, passing back and forth in front of @HamsMyBiscuits.}
This place. It's /home/. It's safe. Eugene, it's a goddamn sanctu...
{Lips clamping shut before that word, @FcknFriendly's word for --
-- want to be disappointed again. Simon... He is out there. Playing house with a goddamn cowgirl. I want them both. Here. On their fuckin' knees.
{Catching @GoodAPlaceAsAny and @SlasherMutant's gaze, he stilled, waiting.}
Which one of you is going to bring 'em home?
-- Rick the Prick and the future serial killer a visit with people I can not trust.
{Lifting Lucille, resting her against his shoulder, he pushed to his feet, gaze sliding between the two candidates in the room.}
You both have talent. Po/ten/tial. But I do /not/ --
-- being indi-fuckin'-spensible to pussywhipped. He is a /runner/ and /when/ we find him?
{Lip curling in a snarl, he swung Lucille hard, her barbs colliding with the wall with a deafening crunch.}
He forgot his place. {pleasantly} And I can not, I will not pay --
-- gentlemen, that I am short one right hand man.
{Grip tightening around Lucille, he smiled wide, thinking just how much of a mess his Dirty Girl would make of @Be_Extra_Nice if he ever laid eyes on that sorry shit again.}
/My/ right hand man? He has gone from --
Hi.
{A smirk on his lips and ice in his eyes, he leaned back against the Outpost's lone unstained, least dilapidated chair.}
I bet you two /fine/ gentlemen are wondering why I called you here today. {lifting a brow} It seems I have a goddamn job opening. It /seems/, --
{whistling} Well! Did /someone/ run off with /my/ goddamn Wildcat?
Maybe I'll go pay Rick the Prick a visit. Keep him company while you two are on vacation.
Sounds like a party! {chuckling} Tell me @NoSafeHaven_ and the little serial killer are invited.
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Heh. All the little dogs comin' out barking.
You know where to find me, Red.
Replying to @FcknFriendly
I got /no/ trouble manning the baseball bat factory... Batters'up, pecker-nut.
{chuckling} I touch a nerve, Dwighty-boy?
Replying to @FcknFriendly
Shut the hell up before somebody hauls off and sends you back to a midwest dude ranch. Jackass.
{snorting} Call me a fuckin' ass, but at least you don't see me sending @Pretzels_n_Beer to lead a damn iron factory and wondering why he's pissed about it.
#Twd
Best laid plans of mice and fuckin' men...
Let's see how long you last.
#TWD
You are /not/ expecting my people to eat gelato with their hands, are you darlin'? {chuckling} We are not animals. xitter.cf/RP_Beezy/status/996078…






