Ex Rob Edwards, Slaven Bilic, Chris Wilder, Valerien Ismael, Tom Cleverley, Paulo Pezzolano, Javi Gracia & Ed Still enthusiast. Now Alessio Dionisi Enthusiast.
Scotland, United Kingdom
Joined September 2018
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Can’t believe that 20 years ago today, amid some of the worst floods the Lake District has ever seen, Mrs Jez (as she became) and I somehow managed to wade our way to church to get married. It may not have been exactly the wedding we planned but the marriage has been pretty good!
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You know how dogs get all excited and waggy when they see someone or something they like. Apparently only one other animal gets like that - the giraffe. Now, I don’t know if that’s really true or just a tall tale.
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Does anyone know what not having a scooby means? I haven’t got a clue.
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I played hide and seek at the airport. It was quite busy so I decided to hide in plain sight.
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My new job digging tunnels to find underground water sources is well boring.
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I’m thinking of setting up a carpentry club. Does anyone else want to join?
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We should be playing much better than that, of course. But at least we battled. Too often in recent seasons we haven’t. And today that was enough. It won’t always be, not by a long shot and it should be the bare minimum but most of these players do seem to care. #WatfordFC
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Every time I see a picture of meringue, cream and fruit I salivate. It’s my pavalovian response.
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I’m genuinely conflicted as to what team should be played today. We look more solid with a back 3/5 but we’ve only 3 fit CB’s and that formation means playing none of our eleventy wingers. But 4231 doesn’t work without Bove. I think I’d be tempted by a 433/4321 #WatfordFC 1/2
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…Even if it means Bravo having to play slightly out of optimal position. My team for today then - Ravaglia; Diatta, Pollock, Mlacic, Bola; Kyprianou, Kayembe, Payero; Bravo, Maamma, Boadu (but wouldn’t be adverse to Nabizada or Mavididi for Maamma). #WatfordFC
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I ordered whisky on the rocks but the bartender forgot the whisky. I got a full refund though. So that’s justice.
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Anybody else want to join the group dressing as Pheasants for Halloween? I’m game.
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I’ve done a cover of a Michael Jackson song using only a tin whistle, a set of bagpipes and a triangle. I have to say - it’s not Bad.
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I’m a fully qualified Doctor but the only job available in my local hospital is collecting urine samples on the minimum wage. That’s taking the piss.
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Is nobody able to give me a definition of unsatisfactory? It’s not good enough.
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My mate told me he literally devoured a Steven King novel in one sitting. But I think he’s full of It. #LunchPun
A little concerned by what Zemura is doing there in the 93rd minute when we’re 1-0 up, but get in! #WatfordFC
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I’ve written my #LunchPun for today about the world’s rarest disease. I doubt any of you will get it.