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Crazyheffer retweeted
I know this video that sums up the FIFA World Cup visit to America sums it up nicely in a little over 4 minutes, but I can't get enough of it.
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On point!
Journalism or gatekeeping? ABC, NBC, and CNN decide not to broadcast a live primetime addressed by President Donald Trump
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The World Cup ends today. One game left. By tomorrow most of you visitors will be packing up, heading to the airport, going home. So before you go, let me say the thing I actually want to say. A few weeks ago I wrote a silly post about all the things you were discovering here. Free refills. Free water. Ice like civilized people. Chips and salsa before you even order. Air conditioning that is a fact and not a moral debate. Drive-throughs. Ranch by the gallon. The Germans standing in the HEB meat aisle in reverent silence, finally understanding why we do not have trains. Buc-ee’s, for which there are still no words. It blew up, because it was true, and because you were so delightfully stunned by all of it. Even the Wall Street Journal caught on. Their headline this week: how the US lost the World Cup and won over the world. We did not lift the trophy. But apparently we lifted something else. We even learned a few things about ourselves along the way. Like the fact that Elon Musk, the single richest man on the planet, shops at HEB. Just rolls in and queues up for fresh tortillas with everybody else. The man could buy the tortilla company, the state it is in, and the moon it sits under, and instead he is standing in line at the hot-tortilla counter like the rest of us, because that is where the good ones are. Only in America is the wealthiest human alive elbow to elbow with a mom of four at the salsa bar. That is the whole country in one aisle. And here is the part I want every one of you to hear on your way out the door. None of it was a show. We did not roll all this out because you were coming. The ice was always there. The refills were always free. The grocery stores were always the size of aircraft hangars at ten on a Tuesday. The stranger who adopted your whole section, the guy who gave you a ride, the waitress who remembered your order, the family that invited you to the cookout, that is not World Cup America. That is just America. That is Tuesday. We are exactly like this when nobody is visiting. Loud, generous, ridiculous, overfed, and genuinely thrilled you came. We will still be exactly like this tomorrow when the stands are empty and the flags come down. So thank you. To everyone who came, who sang in our streets, who cleaned our stadiums, who turned our cities orange and filled our bars and taught us your chants. You were wonderful guests, and you made a country that just turned 250 feel young and seen and loved. And to everyone who could not make it this time, the door does not close today. We meant all of it. Come whenever. The porch light stays on, the fridge stays full, and there is always room for one more at the table. You found out who we are these last few weeks. Good news. We are like this all the time. Safe travels home. Y’all come back now, you hear. 🦋
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Crazyheffer retweeted
Some people are saying that the athletes visiting America are not celebrating America but are only celebrating their competitions like they would anywhere. This song even addresses some of them making a big deal over the friendliness of Americans, Walmart and air conditioning. How could anyone who actually listens to this song think that the visitors don't love America.
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This woman wins the internet today 🔥 This is where my righteous anger pops up, bc know what he saying is a lie bc I live in the south and when I go to vote, every single time there's an election, and guess what, I show my ID, I write my signature, they check to see who I am
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💥I HAVE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS VIDEO IN MY ARCHIVES, FOREVER‼️😵 💥I FINALLY FOUND IT.———😳😳😳😳😳🖤👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀
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“I work the front desk at a small doctor’s office, and I wish people could see what happens on the other side of the phone. Every day, older patients call us confused. They are told to use the patient portal, upload documents, check lab results online, fill out forms before the visit, and confirm everything through a link. Some of them do not know what a portal is. Some do not have a smartphone. Some have one, but they are afraid to click the wrong thing. Last week, a man in his late 80s called about his test results. He said, “Ma’am, I don’t mean to bother you, but the computer says I have a message and I don’t know how to open it.” He sounded ashamed. That broke my heart. He should not have to feel ashamed for needing a human being. Technology can be helpful. I understand that. But when people who built this country are made to feel helpless because everything became a login and a password, we have gone too far. Not everything needs to be an app. Not every answer should be hidden behind a screen. Sometimes people need a voice. A patient person. A real human who says, “Don’t worry, I can help you.” Progress should not leave seniors behind. Because one day, the world will move faster than us too. And I hope someone is kind enough to slow down. ~Unknown
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He sat with an accordion and played one of Vivaldi’s hardest pieces alone, sounding like a full orchestra in his hands 🎶
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HOLY SHILT! 😳 🚨🚨🚨It’s FINALLY out in public and Confirmed that big pharma LIED FOR DECADES ABOUT THEIR DEADLY VACCINES!!! Share this with your friends who are in serious denial!! Ughh it’s so upsetting what they did to our babies!!! CRIMES AGAINST HUMANITY!!
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Yea he has it! Its buried in his backyard!
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Crazyheffer retweeted
Jon Stewart on the ICE murder of Alex Pretti: “They’re lying. We saw it. That’s how brazen they lie when they know we’ve seen the truth. Imagine how they lie when there’s no evidence to contradict them. Maybe that explains why Alex Pretti really was a threat. Because he was brandishing a weapon. A handheld, aluminum, 1080p, 60fps weapon of mass illumination. Because there is nothing more dangerous to a regime predicated on lies than witnesses who capture the truth”
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Crazyheffer retweeted
Statement to Mayor Frey of Minneapolis.
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Conservative Barb here just lays it out. How we respond versus them, Boom!
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Replying to @POTUS
@POTUS America First Wasn’t Optional. Our Blood Isn’t a Footnote. Do something!!! Sincerely, WE THE AMERICAN PEOPLE 🇺🇸
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🚨WATCH: Sam Asghari, an Iranian-American actor, speaks up for the brave Iranians risking everything for FREEDOM 🦁 SHARE THIS and stand with Iranians rising up against tyranny.
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Urgent: how to help save a young protester’s life. I cannot believe how many years we’ve had to recycle this dystopian practice. God, when will it end? #ErfanSoltani
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This isn't good
What the hell is cognitive electromagnetic warfare?
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🚨BREAKING: The UK government is now trying to take down Labour25.com — the website that lists every convicted paedophile linked to the Labour Party. It would be an absolute tragedy if it got shared and went viral. You know what to do 👇
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