Lynnie

Assigned Fawn at Birth

sometimes she lets me out of the basement if i promise not to yell

sorry if you heard a noise right outside your window last night… i slipped.

I have been wearing such good outfits recently and have zero pictures. Just imagine there are a bunch of photos under this of me looking really hot.

Everyone wish my wife a happy birthday right now!!! @infinityonfaye

pillow for oomfs only

I’m always surprised by people who don’t know their own blood type, like what are you supposed to tell the vampire girls then?

A girl with your interests. Needs to be underfoot.

halloween party is like 3.5 hours from now and my costume isn’t finished 🫠

in my pervert glasses pics from a month ago :b

Sir Patrick Stewart dying right after i got really into TNG is fucking heartbreaking. And not even a week after Walter Koenig. fucking devastating.

Dropped my Canon A-1 with its heavy ass autowinder directly onto my foot then proceeded to do my injection right into scar tissue… today is not my day

*slamming my head against a wall* no nicotine and no reels makes Lynnie a good girl

need to find mean people to play games that im bad at with… for research purposes…

Every time I work as a janitor in my store the butcher department and the trash they produce make me so nauseous. Like I can’t look at raw meat anymore it makes me sick.

i feel like a pervert scrolling through twitter… seeing things I’m not supposed to see… all i need is to be surrounded by a group of stronger girls laughing at me and kicking me after

got my nipples pierced, they don’t tell you that you can feel every degree the temperature changes during the day