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You can have anything you want if you are willing to give up the belief that you can't have it.

The best things in life are not things.

If life give you lemons, make grape juice, and sit back and laugh as the world tries to figure out how you did it.

Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.

On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the Escape key.

Example is not the main thing in influencing others. It is the only thing.

When cannibals ate a missionary, they got a taste of religion.

You can have anything you want if you are willing to give up the belief that you can't have it.

The best things in life are not things.

If life give you lemons, make grape juice, and sit back and laugh as the world tries to figure out how you did it.

Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.

On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the Escape key.

Example is not the main thing in influencing others. It is the only thing.

When cannibals ate a missionary, they got a taste of religion.

You can have anything you want if you are willing to give up the belief that you can't have it.

I'm not anti-social; I'm just not user friendly.

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The rest of us just get up and go to work.

Do not let what you cannot do interfere with what you can do.

Goodwill makes the road shorter.

I wouldn't be caught dead with a necrophiliac.