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Father Vincent Smith@FatherxVincent6 Dec 2024

//ooc: if you enjoy this in-character Twitter account for Vincent, please check out my ongoing fic about his and Claudia’s past; I try to update regularly 🌞⛪️🕯️ archiveofourown.org/works/58…

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Father Vincent Smith@FatherxVincentOct 31

Happy Halloween to my flock! 🎃🌝🦇🕸️🐈‍⬛🍭

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m@shiptorcxioOct 25

if u steal from a library ur genuinely going to hell

Gabby⛈️ MISSES CBUS@gabbyrose_wxOct 24

this is wild. and people are telling her to tell the library she "lost" the book and keep it and offer to pay them back for another copy. I didnt think this had to be said but dont do that????? if yall LOVE reading so much then you also need to respect libraries

Image from Gabby⛈️ MISSES CBUS (@gabbyrose_wx)

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Father Vincent Smith@FatherxVincentOct 21

You’re not dragging me down with you.

‎ℛ𝘦𝘪𝘯𝘢 📹༉‧₊˚.@bittervampiressOct 21

mwah. if i am, you are.

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Father Vincent Smith@FatherxVincentOct 21

Okay I take it back. Anyone doing that much word math is a nerd.

‎ℛ𝘦𝘪𝘯𝘢 📹༉‧₊˚.@bittervampiressOct 21

assuming square also means nerd, that means you are one, and if me fucking a square makes me a square by association, then you—yes, 𝓎ou—fuck nerds because it very much takes two. i remember you being very present.

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Father Vincent Smith@FatherxVincentOct 20

Name one.

‎ℛ𝘦𝘪𝘯𝘢 📹༉‧₊˚.@bittervampiressOct 20

evidently, you do.

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Father Vincent Smith@FatherxVincentOct 20

I’m not like you, I don’t fuck nerds.

‎ℛ𝘦𝘪𝘯𝘢 📹༉‧₊˚.@bittervampiressOct 20

in your dreams, sweetheart.

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Father Vincent Smith@FatherxVincentOct 20

Me? Oh no, I’m just a regular square.

‎ℛ𝘦𝘪𝘯𝘢 📹༉‧₊˚.@bittervampiressOct 20

you’re a square cubed.

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Father Vincent Smith@FatherxVincentOct 20

I know you would; that makes you a square squared.

‎ℛ𝘦𝘪𝘯𝘢 📹༉‧₊˚.@bittervampiressOct 20

if fucking a square makes me a square, then so be it and i'd do it again.

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Father Vincent Smith@FatherxVincentOct 20

That’s what I thought.

‎ℛ𝘦𝘪𝘯𝘢 📹༉‧₊˚.@bittervampiressOct 20

... a square by association ...

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Father Vincent Smith@FatherxVincentOct 20

Well, you fucked a square, so what does that make you?

‎ℛ𝘦𝘪𝘯𝘢 📹༉‧₊˚.@bittervampiressOct 20

still true though.

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Father Vincent Smith@FatherxVincentOct 20

I disagree.

‎ℛ𝘦𝘪𝘯𝘢 📹༉‧₊˚.@bittervampiressOct 20

you.

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Father Vincent Smith@FatherxVincentOct 20

You said “daddy-o”, so now who’s the square?

‎ℛ𝘦𝘪𝘯𝘢 📹༉‧₊˚.@bittervampiressOct 20

sure, daddy-o, whatever you say.

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Father Vincent Smith@FatherxVincentOct 20

I am plenty cool.

‎ℛ𝘦𝘪𝘯𝘢 📹༉‧₊˚.@bittervampiressOct 20

i guess the apple really doesn't fall far, does it ?

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Father Vincent Smith@FatherxVincentOct 20

Yes?

‎ℛ𝘦𝘪𝘯𝘢 📹༉‧₊˚.@bittervampiressOct 20

did you just call your own child a square ? 😭

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Father Vincent Smith@FatherxVincentOct 20

One square baby with no tattoos.

‎ℛ𝘦𝘪𝘯𝘢 📹༉‧₊˚.@bittervampiressOct 20

i have ONE baby ???

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Father Vincent Smith@FatherxVincentOct 20

Okay, have fun mixing up your babies.

‎ℛ𝘦𝘪𝘯𝘢 📹༉‧₊˚.@bittervampiressOct 20

don't "tsk" me !

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Father Vincent Smith@FatherxVincentOct 19

Tsk tsk.

‎ℛ𝘦𝘪𝘯𝘢 📹༉‧₊˚.@bittervampiressOct 19

no ono ono o o.

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Father Vincent Smith@FatherxVincentOct 19

Wouldn’t be very effective.

‎ℛ𝘦𝘪𝘯𝘢 📹༉‧₊˚.@bittervampiressOct 19

please tell me you mean the little water activated ones.

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Father Vincent Smith@FatherxVincentOct 19

Oh come on; just little ones.

‎ℛ𝘦𝘪𝘯𝘢 📹༉‧₊˚.@bittervampiressOct 19

no !

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Father Vincent Smith@FatherxVincentOct 19

The solution: tattoos.

‎ℛ𝘦𝘪𝘯𝘢 📹༉‧₊˚.@bittervampiressOct 19

having twins seems really confusing.

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