Episcopal priest @BBTSchurch, author, single-origin coffee drinker, @LentMadness creator. Theology is the Church's; Tweets are my own.

Palm Beach, FL
Joined April 2009
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Replying to @Ravens @TRowePrice
This didn’t age well.
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You know what else the state would’ve live-streamed back in the day? The crucifixion.
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Okay, after 837 days I’m leaving DuoLingo because I am so sick of them asking me to “open chests” at the end of every lesson. Enough already!
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Tim Schenck retweeted
I look forward to Gathering Sunday because we welcome everyone back to Church. I'm also anxious on Gathering Sunday because we welcome everyone back to Church. (As @FatherTim captures so well with the Rector's Standard Apology Form).
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There was a time when, out of respect for the dead, the grieving, and the traumatized, nobody shared images or videos of the towers actually being hit on 9/11. This seems to have changed this year, and it feels like something sacred has been violated.
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I am so sorry to hear this. The gutting of local newsrooms by conglomerates continues unabated. Grateful to you and your colleagues.
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The only time I’m ever interested in hearing something about Harry and Meghan is if Bishop Michael Curry is involved.
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Replying to @KristinaWebb
(That’s Bethesda-by-the-Sea)
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Honk if you need remedial English. (saw this on the first day of school in Florida)
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Love it when one of our stained glass windows pairs perfectly with the gospel reading appointed for the day.
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Java loves it when I vote by mail and then wear the sticker around the house.
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Everyone can’t stop talking about The Odyssey and I don’t understand what’s so compelling about a movie based on my old minivan.
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Okay, back to actual football. See you in four years, other football!
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Rats. I should have referred to sharing the communion wine this morning as a “hydration break.” Missed opportunity. #worldcup
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I can’t believe England missed that extra point. But wow. 6-4. #worldcup
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I do wonder how much my teleprompter guy has earned off the prediction market by placing bets on my sermons.
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We baptized a young adult this morning who first started coming to church after discovering my TikTok account. Which isn’t to say that TikTok leads to salvation - or that I’m a “baptism influencer.” But it’s a reminder that the Holy Spirit works in amazing and surprising ways!
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Watching Messi play, and all I can think of for those trying to defend him is this verse: “Be sober, be watchful. Your adversary the devil prowls around like a roaring lion, seeking someone to devour. Resist him, firm in your faith. (1 Peter 5:8-9a) #worldcup #fifa #messi
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Met a toddler named Malachi at Trader Joe’s today. Yowza!
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Had dinner tonight with a LEGIT war hero. Ever grateful.
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