
Episcopal priest @BBTSchurch, author, single-origin coffee drinker, @LentMadness creator. Theology is the Church's; Tweets are my own.
Palm Beach, FL
Joined April 2009
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Okay, after 837 days I’m leaving DuoLingo because I am so sick of them asking me to “open chests” at the end of every lesson. Enough already!
Tim Schenck retweeted
I look forward to Gathering Sunday because we welcome everyone back to Church.
I'm also anxious on Gathering Sunday because we welcome everyone back to Church.
(As @FatherTim captures so well with the Rector's Standard Apology Form).
There was a time when, out of respect for the dead, the grieving, and the traumatized, nobody shared images or videos of the towers actually being hit on 9/11. This seems to have changed this year, and it feels like something sacred has been violated.
I am so sorry to hear this. The gutting of local newsrooms by conglomerates continues unabated. Grateful to you and your colleagues.
The only time I’m ever interested in hearing something about Harry and Meghan is if Bishop Michael Curry is involved.
Love it when one of our stained glass windows pairs perfectly with the gospel reading appointed for the day.
Everyone can’t stop talking about The Odyssey and I don’t understand what’s so compelling about a movie based on my old minivan.
Rats. I should have referred to sharing the communion wine this morning as a “hydration break.” Missed opportunity. #worldcup
I can’t believe England missed that extra point. But wow. 6-4. #worldcup
I do wonder how much my teleprompter guy has earned off the prediction market by placing bets on my sermons.
We baptized a young adult this morning who first started coming to church after discovering my TikTok account. Which isn’t to say that TikTok leads to salvation - or that I’m a “baptism influencer.” But it’s a reminder that the Holy Spirit works in amazing and surprising ways!




