
ALL PRAISES TO CAYDEN CAILEAN I EXIST TO DRINK AND TO SERVE IN THE NAME OF THE RIGHTEOUS COME DRINK WITH ME AT @DTWfed (FATHER O'WHITE IS NOT REAL YOU IDIOTS)
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Also, just so the world knows...
JUST BECAUSE MY ROBE SAYS DRAGON SLAYER ON IT DOES NOT MEAN I HAVE TO AUTOMATICALLY SLAY EVERY DRAGON I COME ACROSS
HOWEVER THIS FUCKING DRAGON HAS IT THE FUCK COMING
@KalindaVK
I'm so pissed off I need another drink. Cayden, come hold me back. Someone's about to get kicked in the nuts.
AND THIS IS WHY WE DON'T GROW UP TO BE PIRATES KIDS
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I regret to inform you that I can no longer possibly win the Carnage Cup @DTWFed
I am pretty much working there for beer at this point.
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"Lvl 2 - Never Sit On The Boss' Left Knee" (AKA FUCK THE @WoodyGrin )
@DeathRowWrestli
So how many drinks do I gotta buy y'all before I can get some of that sweet merch deal money?
Come on. Cayden is perfectly fine with @DTWFed selling little plastic versions of my holy flask.
I may not win the tournament, but I always have a K-SQUAD to drink with.
@DTWFed 's fans are the real winners, I will make sure of that
You can count on two things. One, I will show up whenever and whenever you need me. And two, I will show up drunk.
COMING SOON
I BRING THE MESSAGE OF CAYDEN CAILEAN TO @Midwest_18 AND @DeathRowWrestli
AND I AM GOING TO FIGHT A SHIT TON OF PIRATES ON A BOAT IN A FEW DAYS #TheStuff
My neck is fine, thank you very much. xitter.cf/KalindaVK/status/98468…
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I feel really really bad for the pirates. xitter.cf/THICCWBOT/status/98423…
THREE POINTS!
CAN I TRADE THEM IN FOR BEER? xitter.cf/DTWFed/status/98386822…
A sweet robe, a high tolerance for alcohol, and a desire to not be an asshole. xitter.cf/EFed24HrQ/status/98174…