@FatherBuckeye

IFBB Pro 💪 | Former 4⭐️ D1 Linebacker 🏈 | 1st Team All-Internet | Ohio State Football Analyst (self-appointed) | #GoBucks

Holladay, UT
Joined September 2021
Introducing the Fathers Poll 🏈 25 teams. No conference bias. No favoritism. Just wins, losses, and strength of schedule. New rankings every Monday. Let the debates begin. #FathersPoll #CollegeFootball #CFB
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Mid-lift shits. A traditional like no other. #gym
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Why is UCLA only at #12 you might ask? Pre-season expectations (yes its Week 7)! It's early - but we are seeing #criminal AP Poll logic that could creep its way into the CFP rankings
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This feels nostalgic.
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Huge Top #5 match-up in Bloomington this Saturday between Ohio State and Indiana Who are you taking?
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Good morning, Ohio
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What teams did we get wrong?
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Indiana Fans: *insert some of the worst, most braindead takes you could possibly utter from their dick sucking mouths.* Ohio State Fans: “Okay, see you on Saturday lol?” Indiana fans: “LMAO RAGEBAITED YOU DUMBASS. (+ some shit ab 16-0 and never daunted)”
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Stroud about to save 18 wheww
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If you ask them why they need to dress like strippers to lift weights their answer is always about comfort and performance No one can see the shape of my ass crack and I out lift all of them, the most jacked guys in that gym don’t need spandex up their balls to perform so why do women who can’t perform half the feats they do It’s all nonsense Marketing has given them a fig leaf, the thin veneer of respectability and permission they needed to do this, by telling them over and over these are just gym clothes and it’s normal to dress like this It’s extremely abnormal and weird, and if you want to do it anyways all the power to you but people will stare because you are dressed like a stripper whether you want to admit it or not
Shane Gillis bombs #SNL monologue with cheap shots at women: “Also, I haven’t been to the gym in so long I didn’t know women just dress like wh*res now? Look, I’m sorry, there’s no other way to describe [it]. Have you seen it? I’ve seen it. You’ve seen the shorts? They’re those neon, like, artificial vape-colored [shorts], and the wrinkles go around the cheeks and all combine at the butth*le. And don’t look! You’re not allowed to look. For real, don’t look, because they are filming. I’m in the background of ten TikToks right now.”
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I’m ok. Make no mistake: this is an attempt to target political enemies and weaponize federal law enforcement. For ten years, Trump has targeted me with baseless lies and smear campaigns. This is just the latest escalation in his campaign of political intimidation. I will not be silenced.
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Absolutely hilarious….. Ohio State loses to Texas by 1 AT Texas. Drops 5 spots Alabama loses to Georgia by 3 AT Home. Nah we will keep them the same rank and not drop.
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🚨 Marvin Harrison Jr. is headed to the Houston Texans, reuniting with his former Ohio State teammate C.J. Stroud! 👀🔥 Buckeyes fans, how dangerous could this duo be in Houston?
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The duo is back‼️ @MarvHarrisonJr is joining @CJ7STROUD with the @HoustonTexans
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Ryan Day has the highest winning percentage in college football history. (since 1931, min. 100 games)
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Went ahead and made this so you don’t have to
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The @FBI should investigate AP voters.
BREAKING: College Football AP Poll🚨 on3.com/news/college-footbal…
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That formation made me think of his touchdown against Notre Dame in the national championship game. ANOTHER touchdown for Jeremiah Smith! nitter.cf/OhioStateFB/status/210…
He's a freak, he's the fastest kid alive. UNTOUCHED to the house!
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CHJ, Brock Boyd, and Dakorien Moore in cbus next year
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Just saw this and it’s even funnier😭🤣
Our view of Oklahoma celebrating after the game-winning FG. @KXAN_News
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