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🧭Dilf Stan retweeted
We estimate that service restoration for #AO3 will take around 2 weeks but it could be up to 4 weeks. We are hopeful that we will be able to bring the site back up in a degraded state sooner. Refer to our status page for updates: otwstatus.org/
#AO3 maintenance is in progress. We expect it to take at least 12 hours, but it may take longer. We will provide updates as necessary. Refer to our status page for updates: otwstatus.org/incidents/g12j…
🧭Dilf Stan retweeted
Mass Effect fans are not fucking around holy shit
🚨 WE'RE IN TIMES SQUARE!
Together with @kalaelizabeth, we've managed to get a #SaveMassEffect billboard up in Times Square, NYC, all day today!
📍 1560 Broadway, above the Pelé store (Duffy Square)
⏰ 15 seconds every hour at :35
HOLD THE LINE! ❤️
🧭Dilf Stan retweeted
The #SaveMassEffect petition has surpassed 10,000 signatures!
Join the cause and help us save Mass Effect! ❤️
✍️ Sign the petition: c.org/rMVGzVb6WL
#MassEffectIsAlive
🧭Dilf Stan retweeted
BioWare shut down - despite the fact that I think a lot of us felt like this was coming I’m still so unbelievably upset right now. Dragon Age Inquisition is my all time favorite game so this hits really close to home.
🧭Dilf Stan retweeted
科普一下哪些鸡吧不能吃
1.包皮褪下后，有一圈白垢，有异味这个不能吃。如果鸡吧主人很帅气纯粹不讲卫生，洗干净可以给他一次机会
2.鸡吧上长了几个西兰花的那肯定不能吃，菜花会传染到你这个烂货的鸡嘴里面
3.鸡吧身上有一点一点像红豆一样的骚逼们注意了⚠不能吃!这可不是红豆，是虫子，吃了你的鸡嘴会痒死(虫子名字叫“疥疮”)
4.鸡吧毛上有些很活泼的小虫子跳来跳去是阴虱，这个也别吃了!如果骚逼不挑的话，可以帮他抓一下小虫子。
5.🐢头分泌很多类似美乃滋的不能吃，这是淋病。
6.鸡吧上很多溃疡，那是梅毒也别吃，如果你不介意一辈子身上都长溃疡也可以吃
7.颜色发红的鸡吧，上面还有拉丝的别以为是前列腺液着急的就去吃，这个是念珠菌感染，吃了小心你的烂嘴
8🐢.头炎，这种一闻就很臭的，分泌物发黄发绿，你也吃不下去。
9还有带鱼腥味的，含大量细菌。味道重… 展开
