I've got a ho named reel to reel, she got a buddy named SP-12...
Austin, TX
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The two things I know for sure is that my entire life (circa 1984):
1. James Earl Jones has been a 60 year old grandfather
2. Bonnie Raitt has been a 50 year old woman who's tired of wasting her life on a no good man.
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Real talk, this pic of the Baylor women's basketball team at the White House is errythaaaang.
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Jesus ain’t dance, he ain’t pull up his pants, he just moved the rock away
He came back, came back, came back, came back
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To every one of you raising your twitter voices for my freedom, I see you. I thank you! I plan to fight for @naima!! #FreeNaima ✊🏾
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Enough BS about "separating the art from the artist." R. Kelly full out institutionalized his predatory behavior. Every time you stream a song, buy a concert ticket or otherwise put money in his pocket, you finance this abusive machine he's built. #SurvivingRKelly #MuteRKelly
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Queen Of Soul......died 8/16/18
King Of Rock N Roll......died 8/16/77
King Of Baseball......died 8/16/48
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Dirty air conditioning water dropping on your head is a New York City baptism.
#30DayMusicChallenge
@naima
Day 26
I have loved the lyrics on this track since Day 1. I could have sworn AZ was gonna be a star after this one
We were beginners
in the hood as 5%ers
But somethin' musta got in us cause all us turned to sinners
open.spotify.com/track/2Lhhn…
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Day 16
This is song always gets me out my seat and I've yet to meet a girl who turns down a chance to dance to it.
Plus if it doesn't make you smile hearing Left Eye sing "suck my d*ck hoes" we probably won't be friends.
youtu.be/QoQwdzKm7hk
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The wife looked upon me with shame when I told her I said Al Green. She called me obvious.
She claims this is the closest thing to perfection she's heard. So in order to keep a happy home, here's my other nomination...
open.spotify.com/track/617BX…
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@naima
Day 7: A new school classic.
Charlie Ray and Michael Eugene just killing it with "Be Here"
open.spotify.com/track/7x6ev…
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Day 4
If I can attach horrific crimes to your name we're done & it's easy.
Thoughts & attitudes have proven more difficult than I care to admit. Overlooking misogyny is getting harder but this song still gets spins
Snoop Dogg
open.spotify.com/track/4rLpA…
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Day 3: A song that makes you feel like you can sing
Confession time:
I. Cannot. Sing. and no song can convince me otherwise.
However when this comes on, I push down my personal shame, sing loud as hell, & off key as well
Biz Markie: Just a Friend
He's got a few scars on his face from being attacked when he was a puppy but I think that it just makes him look rugged. Also he makes sleep look so comfortable
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125k retweets. Provided date works with s3 shooting schedule, I will get ordained and perform ceremony. I get to read an esteemed love letter of my choosing, and after the cake is officially cut, I get the very first piece. #allthecakes xitter.cf/erickaelizabth/status/…
