Amber Michaels

So it seems. Damn flying monkeys... if ya want something done, gotta do it yourself. Lesson learned.

Be careful while you're steppin' bro. You'll mess up your nice shoes with all that bullshit you're burping up :)

*sigh* My brother, everyone. Celebrated and decorated wrestler, the Southern Heartburn... whose comebacks never did reach puberty.

And yet since you started "wrestling" you've done more porn than I have. If that's not the pot calling the kettle black, I tell ya...

Oh, I prefer Cuntasaurus Rex. I'm not picking on Simon, he's my favorite. You're the one I keep trying to kill. I'll make it one day.

OH HEY GUYS Miss me? Huh? HUH?! I know you miss me.

Yes he did. You sit there and shut it, young one.

Can't run Sef over. Cant run Sef over... .... gonna run Sef over....

203 pounds and I can bench press two of your old wives at a time. Weak, what?

Suspension is boring. Hope Trigg doesn't hurt anyone whilst I'm away. #ringleader #noregrets