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You basically saying you might be the dad too xitter.cf/Bbillions/status/92686…
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I get so offended when shopkeepers check if my notes are fake lol bastard did I check if your stock is real?
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😂😂😂😂 nah I knew I liked him when he said "I'd be living in Calabasas tryna figure out how to spell Calabasas" Lmaoo xitter.cf/fatstud/status/8868095…
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imagine your boyfriend dies and 5 b*tches post flipagrams and screenshots about how he was the love of they life. bitch I’ll fall out
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Her: "is that a Gucci belt? Let me see if it's real"
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Replying to @notagypsyyyyyy
@notagypsyyyyyy I EAT BIG MAC IN FRONT O UR MOM @ RAMADON U FUKIN PRIK MAN
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IT BIN LIKE DECADE SINCE 5-1 VS INTER YAKNO. FOOTBALL SHIT NOW COMPARE 2 DEN YAKNO. RONALDO,FIGO, RONALDINO, RAOUL MOAT, NEDVED + EX CETRA
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I thought I embarrassed my daughter but now she wants me to dress like a superhero all the time when I pick her up 😂
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We got kicked out of a @Delta airplane because I spoke Arabic to my mom on the phone and with my friend slim... WTFFFFFFFF please spread
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A man pulled my hair and said if you want this wig to stay on give me your number. I almost choked



























