@FatMermaid_

The most serious of the unserious. IG: @ AriTheAries | She/Her

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Joined October 2009
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Ima start a thread of all the screenshots of tweets I have in my phone bc the shit is so funny
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Help this queen pour into our youth 🥹 This is our future and it is worth the investment!
Ari@FatMermaid_Aug 13
Hi everyone! Help a teacher out with her 4th grade classroom if you can 🫶🏾 amazon.com/registries/gl/gue…

Ms. JBs year 2 classroom | Amazon Gift List

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Hi everyone! Help a teacher out with her 4th grade classroom if you can 🫶🏾 amazon.com/registries/gl/gue…

Ms. JBs year 2 classroom | Amazon Gift List

amazon.com
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Leah sent the group chat a tweet and I clicked it not thinking I'd still be logged in on browser 💀💀
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Did yall miss me? No? Okay good bc im leaving again lmao
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Im immediately getting back off here LMAOOOO
the kenn print 𖤐@degreesofK23 Dec 2025
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holla at me my borinqueños @leoh_twt1 @FatMermaid_ 🇵🇷🇵🇷🇵🇷
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It's an Aries moon lmfaooo the reaction my body had is explained
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The moon is so fucking big rn I'm gonna cry
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diaspora wars don’t move me I’m every nigga
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Marcus call me on my lunch talking about we going out later he hit a parlay 💀💀💀 nigga dont say another word
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It is foggy as the fuck outside. Pls be careful on your commutes friends
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English 👏🏾 teachers 👏🏾 and 👏🏾 librarians 👏🏾 tried 👏🏾 to 👏🏾 tell 👏🏾 y'all 👏🏾 this 👏🏾 would 👏🏾 happen.
Boze Herrington, Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️
@SketchesbyBoze5 Oct 2025
We went from “what good are the humanities?” to “suddenly, no one can read” in about a year, and it's no coincidence that we're suddenly awash in misinformation and lack of critical thinking. This is WHY we need the humanities. This is what they prevent.
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My half birthday is my marker fr. After 10/17 idc if it's 100 degrees my toes up 💀
D’lantae@_Shanagens6 Oct 2025
I’m officially putting my toes away. Idc if it’s still hot.
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Its always those account with the craziest names for all lady parts and I cry every single time yo
Grip Skylark 💕✨
@talleyberrybaby5 Oct 2025
Smile on his face, hand on that whopper jr, spennanight bags in the back? Iktrb.
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This will never not be funny
The Ravens Realm@RealmRavens5 Oct 2025
The Baltimore Ravens are 1-4
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like watch this
maya@mayareminders4 Oct 2025
My favorite mars thing to do is quitting things cold turkey
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