Fat kid tragically trapped in a skinny kid's body. Some call it a garnish tray, I call it a snack-bar. http://t.co/LdOuI81oBP or http://t.co/YLbKUReiLp

Joined January 2011
Fat Equals Happy retweeted
What cocktail trend does @FatEqualsHappy pick for 2017? Hint: The @Aperol_Spritz is involved buff.ly/2iMcwBQ @AperolUSA #Trends2017
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Wiz has landed, beware San Antonio. pamwiz raymondatlas (sorry) #sacc #sacc2015 titosvodka instagram.com/p/x4rduhH3En/
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Multitasking at the mobile office: tipsytexan ridin' the pony on the titosvodka bus. #SACC2015 #SACC instagram.com/p/x4lwfjn3Ll/
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I guess those #Apple designers in sunny #California only thought that one kind of extreme temperature… instagram.com/p/xmIxdHH3Bz/
Checking out the new neighbors (by Seaport, we really mean seaport). Ahoy there USNS Big Horn!… instagram.com/p/xMsycPH3NP/
Thanks hungrymotherma for the beersnaps. Rauchbier distillate aged on the wert. So weird. #spirits… instagram.com/p/waSQ9oH3NB/
Unofficial After Party for Second Semi-Annual Fernet Scavenger Hunt. #bostonlovesfernet. Get in. (#ont...[pic] bit.ly/1FIoRKG)
Long overdue thebaldwinbar. Delicious campariofficial cocktail w/ @tiffanyandco backdrop. @campbell_g… instagram.com/p/v2Erlzn3C5/
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A whole new approach to making anatomically correct cookies. How far we've come. #bacon #pork #butcher… instagram.com/p/vwYZl8n3Pg/
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Lovin on the menu design @amesstreetdeli: cocktail matrices are so hot right now. #matrix #cocktails… instagram.com/p/vm3A3hn3M4/
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