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𝘽𝙖𝙧𝙩@FastestDork26 Jun 2022

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𝘽𝙖𝙧𝙩@FastestDork4 Aug 2024

“Eagle eyed viewers might also notice I’m carrying Solstice too.” #New52NeverForget

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✴︎ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ 𝙶𝙾𝙻𝙳𝙴𝙽 ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ 𝐃𝐀𝐘𝐒․@starsboltsSep 15

✴︎ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ 𝙶𝙾𝙻𝙳𝙴𝙽 ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ 𝐃𝐀𝐘𝐒․@starsboltsSep 15

⠀ ⠀ ⠀𝐟𝐥𝐚𝐦𝐞𝐭𝐡𝐫𝐨𝐰𝐞𝐫、 ⠀𝚢𝚘𝚞ʹ𝚛𝚎 ⠀⠀ 𝗮 ⠀⠀ 𝘚𝘞𝘐𝘛𝘊𝘏𝘉𝘓𝘈𝘋𝘌﹒ ⠀⠀

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𝙍 𝙊 𝙂 𝙐 𝙀@sugaxspiceSep 1

𝙍 𝙊 𝙂 𝙐 𝙀@sugaxspiceSep 1

『 💛 Hands off the gloves, darlin'.💚 』

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ˎˊ˗ 𝑰𝑵 𝑩𝑹𝑰𝑮𝑯𝑻𝑬𝑺𝑻 𝑫𝑨𝒀@willschosenAug 24

˘͈ᵕ˘͈ ꔚ˘͈ᵕ˘͈⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀╰┈➤ ⠀⠀ 𝙄𝙉 𝘽𝙍𝙄𝙂𝙃𝙏𝙀𝙎𝙏 𝘿𝘼𝙔 , 𝙄𝙉 𝘽𝙇𝘼𝘾𝙆𝙀𝙎𝙏 𝙉𝙄𝙂𝙃𝙏 ⠀⠀⠀⠀𝙉𝙊 𝙀𝙑𝙄𝙇 𝙎𝙃𝘼𝙇𝙇 𝙀𝙎𝘾𝘼𝙋𝙀 𝙈𝙔 𝙎𝙄𝙂𝙃𝙏 ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀

ˎˊ˗ 𝑰𝑵 𝑩𝑹𝑰𝑮𝑯𝑻𝑬𝑺𝑻 𝑫𝑨𝒀@willschosenAug 24

⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ 𝙇𝙀𝙏 𝙏𝙃𝙊𝙎𝙀 𝙒𝙃𝙊 𝙒𝙊𝙍𝙎𝙃𝙄𝙋 𝙀𝙑𝙄𝙇'𝙎 𝙈𝙄𝙂𝙃𝙏 ⠀⠀ 𝘽𝙀𝙒𝘼𝙍𝙀 𝙈𝙔 𝙋𝙊𝙒𝙀𝙍 , 𝙂𝙍𝙀𝙀𝙉 𝙇𝘼𝙉𝙏𝙀𝙍𝙉'𝙎 𝙇𝙄𝙂𝙃𝙏 ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀

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𝘽𝙖𝙧𝙩@FastestDorkAug 11

Bart doesn’t get it. He was told anybody could win the sweepstakes. Why didn’t he win??!

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𑣲⋆ ᏦᎧᏒᎥᏗᏁᎴ'Ꮢ.ᐟ@STARFlR3Aug 3

𑣲⋆ ᏦᎧᏒᎥᏗᏁᎴ'Ꮢ.ᐟ@STARFlR3Aug 3

❝ ᴛʜᴇ ɢʀᴇᴀᴛᴇʀ ᴛʜᴇ ꜱᴛʀᴜɢɢʟᴇ ᴀɢᴀɪɴꜱᴛ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴘᴏᴡᴇʀ, ᴛʜᴇ ᴍᴏʀᴇ ɪᴛ ʀᴇꜱɪꜱᴛꜱ ❞

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𝘽𝙖𝙧𝙩@FastestDorkJul 16

// folded and got on starkswipe. Wish I could go back bc there’s definitely some I swiped no on accident with

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𝘽𝙖𝙧𝙩@FastestDorkJul 7

He raises an eyebrow. “What’s that supposed to mean? I have a very lucrative deal with Big Belly Burger.”

ًً@sunschargedJul 7

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀“ eh. enough, ” lazy shrug. “ more than what you're used to seeing. ” ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀

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𝐊𝐎𝐑𝐈𝐀𝐍𝐃'𝐑@OFSTARBCLTSJun 30

𝐊𝐎𝐑𝐈𝐀𝐍𝐃'𝐑@OFSTARBCLTSJun 30

𝐘𝐨𝐮 𝐟𝐚𝐜𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐩𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐜𝐞𝐬𝐬 𝐨𝐟 𝐓𝐚𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐚𝐧!

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𝘽𝙖𝙧𝙩@FastestDorkJun 8

“Hey— I’m not even wearing my Santa costume.”

𓏲࣪ 𝕾𝑻𝑨𝑹 ᵃˢᵒⁱᵃᶠ ᵃᵘ ᵎᵎ،✮⋆˙ ࣪@S0FTFLAMEJun 8

⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀ ( * .ᐣ.ᐣ.ᐣ )⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀

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𝘽𝙖𝙧𝙩@FastestDorkMay 24

“@thequeentamaran, do you have any Tamaranean pastries I can try?”

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𝘽𝙖𝙧𝙩@FastestDorkMay 18

“Just saw Robin try to 1v1 Darkseid last week. Does Batman teach everything EXCEPT common sense??”

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𓂃 ࣪ ♛ ‍𝓟͟𝐎𝐖𝐄𝐑 ‍ ✕ ‍𝓥𝐄𝐑𝐃𝐈𝐂𝐓 ✧ ࣪@sheunstoppabIeMay 14

𓂃 ࣪ ♛ ‍𝓟͟𝐎𝐖𝐄𝐑 ‍ ✕ ‍𝓥𝐄𝐑𝐃𝐈𝐂𝐓 ✧ ࣪@sheunstoppabIeMay 14

⠀ °⚖︎⋆ ⠀⠀ ⠀،،̲⠀⠀𝔠𝗢𝗨𝗥𝗧𝗥𝗢𝗢𝗠 𝐄𝐋𝐄𝐆𝐀𝐍𝐂𝐄 ┈┈⠀⠀ ✦ ᵃⁿᵈ 𝐀𝐋𝐖𝐀𝐘𝐒 R͟𝐄͟𝐀͟𝐃͟𝐘 T͟𝕆 D͟𝐄͟𝐋͟𝐈͟𝐕͟𝐄͟𝐑 ︶꒷꒦ 𝐉𝐔𝐒𝐓𝐈𝐂𝐄 𝐖𝐈𝐓𝐇 𝐏𝐎𝐖𝐄𝐑 ! ᥬᩤ 彡 ᅠ⠀

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⚛︎ 𝐀𝐭𝐨𝐦 𝐄𝐯𝐞 ⚛︎@evesnatomsMay 4

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ 𝐀𝐓𝐎𝐌 𝐄𝐕𝐄 subatomic hero of the world non. ships. crossovers. ⠀⠀⠀ . ♡ + ↺ . ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀

⚛︎ 𝐀𝐭𝐨𝐦 𝐄𝐯𝐞 ⚛︎@evesnatomsMay 4

⚛︎ 𝓘’𝓶 𝓜𝓼. 𝓢𝓾𝓫𝓪𝓽𝓸𝓶𝓲𝓬, 𝓫𝓪𝓫𝔂 ⚛︎

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𝘽𝙖𝙧𝙩@FastestDorkMay 14

Boxing! I’m in the light weight category but I’m still formidable.

✘𝐏𝐔𝐍𝐊-𝐑𝐎𝐂𝐊𝐄𝐑✘@Punk_HavocMay 14

What are you going on about?

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𝘽𝙖𝙧𝙩@FastestDorkMay 14

Tap me in coach. My stamina stats are 9.5/10

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࿐ * 𝗦𝗨𝗣𝗘𝗥𝗚𝗜𝗥𝗟 ☄️@gayofsteelApr 24

⠀⠀⠀⠀ ᅠ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ᅠ ⠀⠀⠀WELCOME TO #𝐌͟𝐕͟𝐋͟𝐄͟𝐀͟𝐆͟𝐔͟𝐄͟ Like to join and Retweet to spread the word. 𝗛͟𝗘͟𝗥͟𝗢͟𝗘͟𝗦͟ ͟𝗢͟𝗡͟𝗟͟𝗬͟. MVRP IS ACCEPTABLE. ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ᅠ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ᅠ

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𝘽𝙖𝙧𝙩@FastestDorkApr 24

“Back… that’s a good point.”

⋆ 𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑮𝑹𝑰𝑵𝑵𝑰𝑵𝑮 𝑪𝑨𝑻 ೃ༄@THECHESHC4TApr 24

And all of these are wrong. The answer is back.

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𝘽𝙖𝙧𝙩@FastestDorkApr 24

Fellow heroes… I gotta know:

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