@FartyCheddarCat

Fearse zombee fiter #ZSHQ, Gween Ops Ninja, #weeti, #IFC, Sooper Hewo, Ham Luver. My stor: https://xitter.cf/t.co/N4jtNRBpUZ My paytweeyon: https://xitter.cf/t.co/qe936CkgRN

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Joined August 2017
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Sumtimes zombees get in yor hed. Dey say mean fings. Dey skare yoo. Dey make yoo ankshus. Dey make yoo sad. Dey make yoo fink fings dat not be twue. But dem zombees be twikking yoo. Dats why it importint to talk. Zombees can get anybuddy. But yoo is neber alone. #BellLetsTalk
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Silly Figgy Diggy diggy Makes a mess Dats biggy biggy Rolls awound Akwoss da gwound He digs sum mor No tweshur found #CheddarPoetry #SillyFiggy #HeFinkHeHalpingMama #ButHeNotNoeHowToHalpGood #HeJusMakesBigMess #MamaSesItOkCuzHimHabingFun
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I has a wild A wild be me I runs outside Fwom twee to twee My fur be spiked My eyes be big I chase da mama I chase Fig #CheddarPoetry #IGoInsideOutsideInsideOutside #IHasWild #ItFunToRun #FiggyTwiedToHuntMe #IHuntHimInsted
Cheddar sits at the bottom of a cedar tree, looking upwards. The trunk of the tree is in front of him and to the right. Behind him and around him is covered in orange leaves. His eyes are big and his back is spiked.

ALT Cheddar sits at the bottom of a cedar tree, looking upwards. The trunk of the tree is in front of him and to the right. Behind him and around him is covered in orange leaves. His eyes are big and his back is spiked.

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I is lion Ninja Warryer Zombee fiter I walks thru da jungil Fik wif nip Stems of yallo flowers I spys da mama I finds my pwey I stok her slo Hiding in leefs Kwiet step One Two Fwee Pounce! I cach da mama Da mama be mine! #FearseNinjaWarryer #CheddyLion #ZombeeFiter #RAWRR!!!
Cheddar slowly steps out of an area thick with catnip plants and flowers. He has a very focused look on his face.

ALT Cheddar slowly steps out of an area thick with catnip plants and flowers. He has a very focused look on his face.

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Mama gots sum skwishy bwed I noes dis rite away I makes shur I gets a peese Befor I go to play Figgy comes to hab sum too But payshints he has not Wile I eats my nummy bwed He plays in flower pot #CheddarPoetry #FweshBwed #NummyInMyTummy #SillyFiggy
Closeup of Cheddar as he bites into a piece of bread being held by his mama. His eyes are squinted, with the left one fully closed.

ALT Closeup of Cheddar as he bites into a piece of bread being held by his mama. His eyes are squinted, with the left one fully closed.

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Mama plays wif Figgy I wach dem fwom da twee I wach da birdie closely And den it fly to me! Da Figgy, he come chasing I show him how it done Den Figgy gwabs da birdie Away lots fast he run #CheddarPoetry #BirdieToy #SillyFiggy #ITeechFiggyHowToCachBirdieGood #DenHeSing
Action shot of Cheddar as he grabs the feathered end of a wand toy. His paw is holding onto the feathered end and the string is in his mouth.

ALT Action shot of Cheddar as he grabs the feathered end of a wand toy. His paw is holding onto the feathered end and the string is in his mouth.

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Morning, mama! No forgets Da meddysin Is wat I gets Wif likky toob Dat be da best! I has all haff And share da west #CheddarPoetry #Meddysin #IHasAtBeddytimeAndWakeyTime #ItToDedDaPeeZombees #MamaSesIBeBeryGoodBoy #IAlwaysPurr #IGotsMorningEyeBoogers
Closeup of Cheddar as he looks up at the camera with big eyes.

ALT Closeup of Cheddar as he looks up at the camera with big eyes.

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Dere be a bumbum in da twee Dat cutie bum belongs to me! I stiks it out for all to see Cuz I be in da bumbum twee #CheddarPoetry #BumbumTwee #Bumbum #DereBeFiggyBumbumsInItToo
Rear view of Cheddar as he starts to descend down a tree.

ALT Rear view of Cheddar as he starts to descend down a tree.

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I is turgy Full of cheez Da Figgy Runs to me and sees He sings a song He ses I's yum And den he bites me On da bum! #CheddarPoetry #SillyFiggy #IHasTurgyHat #INotWealTurgyTho #ItPwetend #INotForEats #BumbumBitesAgenstDaWules #SoIWesslesHim #IWin #FanksgibbingDay #ThanksGiving
Cheddar, sitting on the left, is wearing a brown hat that looks like a fully cooked turkey. Figgy, on the right, stands close and is looking at the camera with his mouth opens as he sings.

ALT Cheddar, sitting on the left, is wearing a brown hat that looks like a fully cooked turkey. Figgy, on the right, stands close and is looking at the camera with his mouth opens as he sings.

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Silly Figgy play a game Of cach me if yoo can Wen da mama twied to skoop He giggle and he ran He be bad, he kwoss da stweet Da mama chase him long Den da Figgy, he get cot He sing a sad sad song #CheddarPoetry #SillyFiggy #HeBeBad #HeGottedInTrubble #MamaHadBadHurtyHedYesserday
Figgy sits and looks up at the camera with his mouth open as he mews.

ALT Figgy sits and looks up at the camera with his mouth open as he mews.

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Lying in my sunny spot A ladybug appears I wach her as she climes my fur She bwave and gots no fears She tikkles me on top my paw I gos to gib her lik I not eats dis ladybug Cuz ladybugs be ick #CheddarPoetry #Ladybug #DeyNiceFwends #ButDeyNotTasteGood #NoEatLadybugsCuzDeyLadys
Cheddar lies in the grass with his arms stretched in front of him. His eyes are closed and his mouth is open.

ALT Cheddar lies in the grass with his arms stretched in front of him. His eyes are closed and his mouth is open.

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Mama gots sum yogert But den she forget to share I sees wat she eating And wemind her dat I dere I is payshint, I not gwab I purr so happyly Mama fills da spoon up full And gibs it all to me! #CheddarPoetry #Yogert #StwawberryFlayber #NummyInMyTummy #IBeGoodBoy #IGotsManners
Cheddar squints his eyes and opens his mouth as he licks yogurt from a spoon.

ALT Cheddar squints his eyes and opens his mouth as he licks yogurt from a spoon.

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Figgy diggy in da gwass He ses he found a yum Wen I go to chek it out He put it in his tum He find mor, a kwunchy tweat I go to him to see Figgy find a pile of seeds He eats dem gweedily #CheddarPoetry #SillyFiggy #SeedSnak #HeNotShare #MamaSesTweeGonnaGroInsideHimAndOutHisEars
Closeup of Figgy as he eats something he found in the grass.

ALT Closeup of Figgy as he eats something he found in the grass.

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Sunbeam shines All warm and bwite As it gets reddy For da nite Beside da Chewy I has dwink Fwom water bukkit Dat be pink Likking fast Our tungs get wet We shares all nice As sunbeam set #CheddarPoetry #Awwtum #SunbeamGosToSleepErlweeyerNow #ISharesBeryNice #ChewyLetMeKissyHer
Cheddar, left, closes his eyes as he drinks from a large pink bucket full of water. Beside him, right, Chewy drinks alongside him.

ALT Cheddar, left, closes his eyes as he drinks from a large pink bucket full of water. Beside him, right, Chewy drinks alongside him.

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Mama, she go twikky me And tooked me to da vet All da way, I cwy a lot I yell cuz I's upset Wen I dere, dey poke and skweez Dis gib me big annoy I sits still, I dos not bite I be da bwavest boy #CheddarPoetry #Vet #ItNotNiceToTwik #DereBeZombeesInMyPeeAgen #IHasToHabMeddysin
Cheddar looks out from inside a carrier. His eyes are big and he looks concerned.

ALT Cheddar looks out from inside a carrier. His eyes are big and he looks concerned.

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Figgy got in trubble He went akwoss da stweet Dere he saw a kitty He weally want to meet Dat kitty, dey not happy Dey yell at him all mad Da Figgy run home kwikly And den he hab a sad #CheddarPoetry #SillyFiggy #HeNotSupposedToKwossStweet #DatBad #HeJusWantedToMakeFwend
Figgy lies with his cheek and chin resting on the ground. He has a sad expression on his face.

ALT Figgy lies with his cheek and chin resting on the ground. He has a sad expression on his face.

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Some and see All wild I be! I runs awound I clime da twee Da Figgy comes He wachy me Bak down I jump I chase, he flee #CheddarPoetry #OutsideWilds #FiggyLaterHidUnderShwub #DenHeJumpOberMeWenIWalkBy #MamaLaff
Cheddar sits on a branch in a tree. His mouth is open as he happily mews.

ALT Cheddar sits on a branch in a tree. His mouth is open as he happily mews.

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Spy da Fig Follow Fig Sneek on Fig Pounce da Fig! Wessle Fig Chase da Fig Bop da Fig Bite da mama! #OutsideWessles #BitesMeanLuv #MamaBetterNow #SheLotsTiredTho #IMakesShurSheHasWest
Action shot of Cheddar as he pounces Figgy on the lawn. Cheddar is to the left, and Figgy is to the right. Figgy is on his side and kicking upwards at Cheddar as Cheddar pounces him.

ALT Action shot of Cheddar as he pounces Figgy on the lawn. Cheddar is to the left, and Figgy is to the right. Figgy is on his side and kicking upwards at Cheddar as Cheddar pounces him.

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I wears my orwinge shirt For all da liddle hoomins Dat gotted stoled Dat gotted lost Dat gotted hurt I wears my orwinge shirt To onner dem all Cuz liddle hoomins matter We can neber forget #EberyLiddleHoominMatters #NeberForget #OrwingeShirtDay #WezzydenshilSkools
Cheddar looks up at the camera with big eyes and a thoughtful expression on his face. He is wearing a bright orange shirt.

ALT Cheddar looks up at the camera with big eyes and a thoughtful expression on his face. He is wearing a bright orange shirt.

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Mama had A hurty hed It be so bad She stay in bed Not wunts did she Get up to play Insted she sleep Da day away #CheddarPoetry #Mygwane #HerHedHurtSebenDaysNow #SheGetSpeshilMeddysinYesserday #ItHalpSumButSheNotAllBetterYet #ICuddleHerLots #IMakesShurFiggyGood #IWesslesHim
Closeup of Cheddar sleeping.

ALT Closeup of Cheddar sleeping.

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Mama, she be tired But mama seemed ok So I taked her outside For ferapy and play Wen we bak inside She gets a hurty hed I kwalls onto her lap And tells her time for bed #CheddarPoetry #HurtyHed #IMakeShurMamaGoToBedErlwee #IGibHerFerapyPurrs #IMakesShurFiggyBeGood
Closeup of Cheddar looking at the camera. His eyes are big but squinty, making him look both concerned and tired.

ALT Closeup of Cheddar looking at the camera. His eyes are big but squinty, making him look both concerned and tired.

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