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If you start Jaylen Waddle tonight, he will score 4.1 pts If you bench Jaylen Waddle tonight, he will score 23.7 pts
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Peyton Manning to Arch Manning… “Sorry kid, we just had to go with Mestemaker. You understand, see you at Thanksgiving”
The Colts are planning to pursue Peyton Manning as their next general manager, per @dpshow. Indianapolis is attempting a Hail Mary to bring back their franchise legend to run the show.
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Please, please Jacksonville… Send Brian Thomas Jr. to one of: - San Francisco - Las Vegas - Kansas City
Something to point out regarding BTJ… Last week’s game against Philly was the first time in his career he did not record a reception in a game he played in. Today’s goose egg makes that now two games in a row. So talking this new trend and the coaches recent rave reviews of rookie Josh Cameron, I think it’s safe to say he’s no longer a factor in their offense. He’ll most likely be traded or even released if this trend continues week after week.
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The psychopath wins one lol Think we can all agree now that buying Emeka Egbuka at his lowest was a good thing lol GB sucked, Jalon didn’t have his bearings yet Since GB? 9 targets, 6 rec, 38 yd, 14 rush yd, 1 td 16 targets, 7 rec, 48 yd, 1 td Avg 17.5 fppg last 2 weeks👀
I’m an absolute psychopath… But you should actually buy Emeka Egbuka right now His price will NEVER be lower Jalon Daniels is actually serviceable They will have to throw A LOT, plenty of garbage time Throw a lowball offer, the manager will welcome an offer for him
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Entire Eagles staff needs to be fired…
Jalen Hurts reportedly went roughly 36 hours without sleep after doctors diagnosed him with a superficial blood clot in London and advised him not to sleep as a precaution. He still started against the Jaguars, throwing for 220 yards and a TD. (@TomPelissero)
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Chris Ballard out… You just lost to the Titans… When does the fire sale begin? Get Jonathan Taylor to the Vikings👀
We have relieved Chris Ballard of his duties as General Manager.
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Javonte Williams check down, please?
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Cam Skattebo to the Vikings Cam Skattebo to the 49ers Which do you like more? *Giants fans don’t get mad at me, please *No, I don’t think he gets traded *This is just for fun
78%Skattebo to MIN
22%Skattebo to SF
50 votes • 7 hours
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*I know about last year, there with ya” But… Michael Wilson needed MHJ🤷‍♂️ Cause…what the heck is this lol
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Germie Bernard 25.7 PPR pts (12 targets👀)
Germie Bernard is the #1 waiver pickup if you need WR help🫡
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Welp…he didn’t catch 6…cause he caught 11! Germie Bernard vs Bucs: 12 targets 11 receptions 87 yds 1 touchdown 25.7 PPR pts Expect big things from here on out🫡
Germie Bernard on Sunday… 6 receptions 61 yards 1 touchdown
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Travis Hunter has completely ruined my Parker Washington shares today…
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Jaguars defense forgot how to play today…
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Welp…never wrong, just early? lol no, I was way too early on this one BUT hopefully you picked up and help Najee Harris as he will be getting substantially more run today (supposedly) after the Skattebo fumble last week… Should be interesting to see the rotation👀
no this doesn’t mean thaaaaat much… BUT GO PICK UP NAJEE HARRIS *if you have roster space
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Apologies for not replying the last couple days Just wrapped up a hunting trip up in NC Heading back to ATL for the Falcons/Bears game Will try and look back through and get to everyone🫡
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Jeremiah Love OUT Tyler Allgeier becomes a fringe RB1
Jeremiyah Love (ankle), per head coach Mike LaFleur, will not play Sunday against the Rams. Via @Cardschatter
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You can do a lot worse for an end of bench stash! Christian Kirk is coming back at a perfect time when basically EVERYONE is banged up in SF
#49ers Christian Kirk officially back at practice, perfect timing with all the WR injuries 🙏🏼
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Welp, so much for picking a back up running back from Cleveland
Quinshon Judkins (foot) is taking part in Friday's practice session. Via @DanielOyefusi
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HOLY SHIT
Breaking: The #Eagles are signing QB Joe Milton off the #Cowboys practice squad and to their 53-man roster, per sources.
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No, he got hurt early…
Is Jaylen Waddle droppable?
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Not fantasy football related But how freaking cool is it that it’s the year 2026, and the Chicago Blackhawks opened the scoring tonight with… Patrick Kane assisting on a Connor Bedard goal A true past meets present moment🫡
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