Husband, father, Chief Justice of Fantasy Judgment (dispute resolution service for fantasy leagues), lawyer, AVP of Claims, Mets/Giants/Knicks, Tout Wars.

Jackson, NJ
Joined April 2010
The Dodgers weren’t even good enough to get swept gentlemenly.
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The Dodgers have been deferred to 2028.
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If Russia is supporting Iran’s war efforts against the United States and Donald Trump is paying money to Russia for oil, then by the transitive property Donald Trump is funding Iran’s war against the United States.
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I hope David Stearns reads this tweet and stops fiddling with his fucking formulas.
At some point, baseball has to get back to valuing ballplayers and not just numbers on a screen. Give me the Freddie Freemans, the Buster Poseys, Hunter Pences, Pablo Sandovals, Michael Youngs, Ian Kinslers of the world. Guys who just flat out know how to play the game. Everyone wants to talk launch angle and exit velo, but what happened to valuing a quality at bat?” The 9-pitch battle that might end in an out, but forces a pitcher to show everything he’s got. The guy who hits behind the runner, takes what’s given, or just refuses to give a pitcher an easy inning. Those at-bats might not look sexy in the box score, but they show up in the 7th, 8th, and 9th. Some of these dudes could absolutely leave the yard too. That’s the point. They weren’t one-dimensional. Somewhere along the way, we confused measurable tools with knowing how to win baseball games. I’m not against analytics or hitting the ball hard, but there is an art to winning that you can’t fully measure. We need more guys who know how to play baseball, not just hitters, not just athletes, ballplayers. And I promise you, those dudes never go out of style
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Prediction: Marvin Harrison, Jr. will get traded to the Chiefs and become Patrick Mahomes’ favorite target.
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I want a royalty from @MLB for stealing my idea of higher seeds choosing their opponent which is what I implemented in my #fantasybaseball league years ago.
Major League Baseball proposed cutting the regular-season schedule from 162 games to 154 games in a bargaining session with the MLBPA today. They also proposed higher seeds in playoffs getting to choose their opponents, and division series expanding to seven games.
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Start spreading the news…ttttthhhheeee Yankees LOSE!
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I didn’t know that Mark Vientos plays every infield position for the Yankees.
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Knowing neither the Phillies nor Don Mattingly will get World Series rings is the happiest I have felt about baseball since the Mets knocked Paul Skenes out in the 1st inning on Opening Day.
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Eric Trump 👎🏻 Eric Schmitt 👎🏻 Eric Cartman ✅
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The Giants are going to try winning the NFC East without scoring another touchdown this year.
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Congratulations to Mets legend Justin Verlander on his Hall of Fame career.
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Pete Alonso is overdoing it with the love of being an Oriole. We know he loved being on the Mets. Yes he turned down an extension in 2023, but that doesn’t mean he didn’t want to stay. I feel bad for him trying to convince himself that Baltimore is where he always wanted to be.
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This is Jorge Polanco’s 13th MLB season. He has played in more than 130 games in less than 1/3 of them.
This is Pete Alonso's 8th MLB season 🐻‍❄️ He's hit 40+ homers in half of them 😳
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Now the Giants can go 1-16 and draft Arch Manning.
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Donald Trump destroys everything he touches. And now Jaxson Dart is the latest casualty.
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Caleb Williams revealing he will play next week.
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I asked my wife if she was ok, and she said “I’m fine.” I assumed she meant it and didn’t think there was a need for further conversation.
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Trump TV will fail - just like everything else he puts his stupid name on.
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